Workamine

A brain chemical that is known for keeping you in "work-mode" after a long, exhausting day at work. Telling your brain to "Keep Working!" even after you've come home from work. It reinforces toxic work behaviors long after you've clocked out, helps keep you awake at night, and controls your ability to relax.

I've had a long day, way too much workamine in my brain; I'll get to bed when I can.

Workamine by JDubz037 December 23, 2025

wokamine 

A portmanteau of woke and dopamine. The feeling you get when you look at a meme that comments on the current state of the world, making you feel informed while not having to actually read anything.

"I crave dopamine"
"we all do"
"but the kind of easy dopamine that gives me the illusion that I'm up to date with current affairs"
"ah yes, wokamine"
"that's the spice"

wokamine by herbivore_wolf May 27, 2018

Workative 

A person who is workative is very responsible for his work and likes do it, ans yet it is Not a workaholic. A workative person produces more energy than it consumes, and can finish his work in a timely meaner.

He is so workative! Lets all be workative.

Workative by Nanka - Sladuranka February 4, 2010

Workvine 

A close Cousin of the regular, gossip grapevine. However, workvine differs in so much as it's confined to the realms of the work place. In the office environment information is usually passed onto the workvine around vending / coffee machines and reception areas. Company receptionists are amongst the finest purveyors of workvine gossip.

Typical coffee machine exchange of workvine gossip.

"Hey Bexley, did you hear Leeroy from Accounts is banging Tasha from IT?"

"Yeah, he's dipping in so many departments right now. You want a coffee with or without sugar?"

Workvine by Bexley October 23, 2007

workamping 

to go camping but working while there. Good part is you're away from home and the office, bad part is that you're stuck working on a laptop/smartphone while your friends/family are at the beach.

"Are you going on vacation next week?"
"I will be taking the family to the lake, but I have a ton of work to do, so I guess I'll be workamping."

workamping by wyley July 27, 2009

Wokaine 

Wokaine is a drug used mostly by conservatives. Wokaine does not need to be snorted as it is manufactured in the human body when people get angry about media-fomented culture war issues. Much like with cocaine, wokaine causes a high that turns people into angry dickheads. Unlike with cocaine, it is free.

Fox News is to wokaine as Pablo Escobar was to cocaine.

Wokaine by mw2 May 11, 2023

Workmannerisms 

To move one's body in a way that resembles Matt Workman. Flailing arms, thrusting the pelvis, sending a "wave of energy" through the body, or rhythmic nodding are all necessary to properly display Workmannerisms.

Damn that guy can dance. Look at those pelvic thrusts! He has all of Matt's Workmannerisms. Mattwin!

Workmannerisms by LuciferSam1967 May 12, 2011