to be
allergic to work - the thought of work, being close to anyone working, hearing
the word work, being told to work brings you out in sweat, spots, rashes and other kinds of dodgy work avoiding ailments and makes you do anything to avoid
doing work
IT Guy - has any one seen
the cleaner?
Colleague - i see him
earlier, asked him to clean my desk and havnt seen him since!
IT Guy - WTF, hes
probably a kip in his cupboard with a bad case of workallergic