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Wokaine is a drug used mostly by conservatives. Wokaine does not need to be snorted as it is manufactured in the human body when people get angry about media-fomented culture war issues. Much like with cocaine, wokaine causes a high that turns people into angry dickheads. Unlike with cocaine, it is free.
Fox News is to wokaine as Pablo Escobar was to cocaine.
Wokaine by mw2 May 11, 2023
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wokamine 

A portmanteau of woke and dopamine. The feeling you get when you look at a meme that comments on the current state of the world, making you feel informed while not having to actually read anything.
"I crave dopamine"
"we all do"
"but the kind of easy dopamine that gives me the illusion that I'm up to date with current affairs"
"ah yes, wokamine"
"that's the spice"
wokamine by herbivore_wolf May 27, 2018
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