Wooer

Colorado slang meaning liar or "capper." Originated in the historically black neighborhoods of north-east Denver around the 2000s. It's the noun form of the term "woo," which means to trick or to lie.

I hit the weedman 30 minutes ago and he said he was 5 minutes away, he a wooer.

forms:
Man thats woo!

Buddy said theres a jug on colfax tonight, I told him stop wooing.

That hoe told me she was fin hit me up when I gave her my number but I got woo'd.

Don't woo me!

by MississippiIncenseMan February 14, 2023

wooer

A person who turns into rick flair when they are drunk.

He turned into a wooer after one six pack.

by supersab August 25, 2010

Wooer

One who woos

He's a wooer.

by Dani G. German May 25, 2022

sister wooer

A man who typically gets together with his girlfriend/ wife's sister (before they get together that is otherwise we wouldn't really call him a man)

OMG, he made out with Jane's sister right before they got married, he is such a sister wooer.

by janedoeanon March 29, 2015

Wobert

A guy named Robert that can't pronounce his Rs.

Yo Wobert whats going on.

by Lnk3 November 15, 2017

wooger

The combination of the words weed and booger. A wooger is a chunk of weed that gets in your mouth when smoking joints and blunts. They usually more resin than plant.

Aye bro, you got a wooger on your lip.

by Abriel Ole September 30, 2016

Woofer

A big ol doggo.

What the fuck is woofer?

A big ol doggo.

by Bonanebade September 11, 2016