MississippiIncenseMan's definitions

Dawg Water

Slang for a bottle of Hennessy. Comes from Hen Dawg

Man that Dawg Water had me Fonkin last night!

by MississippiIncenseMan December 10, 2020

flu flammer

Los Angeles slang for someone who makes money by robbing, most commonly home invasions or "flocking." Although it seems its taken a new meaning on Urban Dictionary.

I'm a real flu flammer nigga I just hit the asian folks house in Westwood and prayed to their buddha.

by MississippiIncenseMan December 22, 2020

Cran

Colorado slang meaning "pussy," "mark," or all around coward. Popularized by Denver's eastside but has since spread through the box state.

That nigga don't wanna run the twos, he a cran!

His cran ass be talking to the tees!

by MississippiIncenseMan February 12, 2023

Fonkin

To be angry, unpleased, or get into an altercation. Present participle of the term "Fonk." Originally from the central valley region of California (Sacramento and Stockton) but became popular in Denver, Kansas City, and Michigan.

That eastside nigga just tried to bang on me, he got me fonkin!

by MississippiIncenseMan February 12, 2023

The tees

Black Denver metro area slang for law enforcement, synonymous with "one time," "jakes," and "12."

I just pulled up to a jug in the bellz and I heard "oh shit it's the tees," I had to get gone!

by MississippiIncenseMan February 12, 2023

Tacked

Often used alongside "Cran," old Denver lingo meaning weak and lame. Also spelled Tact.

Sorry the phone keep disconnecting, this Metro PCS is tacked as fuck!

by MississippiIncenseMan February 14, 2023

Wooer

Colorado slang meaning liar or "capper." Originated in the historically black neighborhoods of north-east Denver around the 2000s. It's the noun form of the term "woo," which means to trick or to lie.

I hit the weedman 30 minutes ago and he said he was 5 minutes away, he a wooer.

forms:
Man thats woo!

Buddy said theres a jug on colfax tonight, I told him stop wooing.

That hoe told me she was fin hit me up when I gave her my number but I got woo'd.

Don't woo me!

by MississippiIncenseMan February 14, 2023