Definitions by MississippiIncenseMan

Catch the bodies

A form of fighting where only hits to the body are allowed to avoid injury. Favorite activity of bad ass kids skipping class in public school bathrooms. Opposite of the term "to Catch the heads," although dirty players will try to sneak a chin shot in here and there.

Everybody got guns now and wanna shoot something, remember when we used to catch the bodies?

Catch the bodies by MississippiIncenseMan February 14, 2023

Catch the heads 

Denver slang meaning "fade," "run the 1s," or "throw hands." Used to differentiate an actual fight from "Catching the bodies" which is a game played by local schoolchildren where only body shots are allowed.

He a weenie, I told him if he got a problem we can catch the heads/catch these heads.

Catch the heads by MississippiIncenseMan February 14, 2023

Run the 1s

Slang for a one on one fight; alternate spelling of "Run the ones." Denver youth often run the ones with "Dirtz" or "Do-Dirts" which are boxing gloves they carry with them, often at their jeans back pockets.

After running the 1s you might have to "run the twos" (run it back)."

That boy was trippin so I told him run the 1s cause today I got time cuz!

Run the 1s by MississippiIncenseMan February 14, 2023

Wooer 

Colorado slang meaning liar or "capper." Originated in the historically black neighborhoods of north-east Denver around the 2000s. It's the noun form of the term "woo," which means to trick or to lie.

I hit the weedman 30 minutes ago and he said he was 5 minutes away, he a wooer.

forms:
Man thats woo!

Buddy said theres a jug on colfax tonight, I told him stop wooing.

That hoe told me she was fin hit me up when I gave her my number but I got woo'd.

Don't woo me!

Wooer by MississippiIncenseMan February 14, 2023

Tacked 

Often used alongside "Cran," old Denver lingo meaning weak and lame. Also spelled Tact.

Sorry the phone keep disconnecting, this Metro PCS is tacked as fuck!

Tacked by MississippiIncenseMan February 14, 2023

The tees 

Black Denver metro area slang for law enforcement, synonymous with "one time," "jakes," and "12."

I just pulled up to a jug in the bellz and I heard "oh shit it's the tees," I had to get gone!

The tees by MississippiIncenseMan February 12, 2023

Fonkin 

To be angry, unpleased, or get into an altercation. Present participle of the term "Fonk." Originally from the central valley region of California (Sacramento and Stockton) but became popular in Denver, Kansas City, and Michigan.

That eastside nigga just tried to bang on me, he got me fonkin!

Fonkin by MississippiIncenseMan February 12, 2023