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Woodtistic 

When a person or thing does or says something so dumb/stupid that it gives another person an actual boner.
Yesterday Matt said something so fucking woodtistic that it actually gave me a boner, why matt, why...
.(1)to agree with the status quo that everything is copasetic;.(2)to complement on something;.(3)to show gratitude.
1). oh that movie was on the wordtip.
2). are you going to the store? wordtip.
3). yo those are some hot kicks man. wordtip i know.
wordtip by Dakota Stiles March 21, 2005

WOODTICK 

SOCIAL STANDING; a way of life,defined by mannerisms and socioeconomic goals, anyone who lives north of Saginaw MI. for more than 2 years.A person that has attempted to mount a snowplow to their old lady's GrandAm. one who;goes to WalMart in sweat pants and flannel shirt to play nintendo(it's free); has jb-welded their dental work in place;waits for their monthly check in lieu of getting a job.
Terryzz used to be a business man when he lived "downstate", now he's happy to be a WOODTICK. He's gonna get a job tomorrow.
WOODTICK by terryzz February 15, 2009
a cigar with a wooden tip. middleton's black & mild wood tip since 1856, swisher sweet wood tip.
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wood tip by hksone July 14, 2009

Woodhippie 

a country boy in need of a haircut, with a pick-up truck, who smokes cigarettes, wear carharts, carries a cooler of keystone; and thinks this is sexy.
I went to a dive last week and it was full of woodhippie's
Woodhippie by Murryvm April 21, 2010

Woodtick 

Ugly, troll looking, mobile home owner.
That Woodtick just bought a carton of Cowboy killers.
Woodtick by NorthMenomonie June 16, 2018