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WOODTICK 

SOCIAL STANDING; a way of life,defined by mannerisms and socioeconomic goals, anyone who lives north of Saginaw MI. for more than 2 years.A person that has attempted to mount a snowplow to their old lady's GrandAm. one who;goes to WalMart in sweat pants and flannel shirt to play nintendo(it's free); has jb-welded their dental work in place;waits for their monthly check in lieu of getting a job.
Terryzz used to be a business man when he lived "downstate", now he's happy to be a WOODTICK. He's gonna get a job tomorrow.
WOODTICK by terryzz February 15, 2009
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Woodtick 

Ugly, troll looking, mobile home owner.
That Woodtick just bought a carton of Cowboy killers.
Woodtick by NorthMenomonie June 16, 2018

Woodtick 

The homeless guy you just passed on the corner, only the cracked out gypsy version living out in the woods.
We held a garage sale on Sunday and had a man try to rip off our television. Lorraine Collens said, “That fucking Woodtick is trying to steal your shit.”
Woodtick by LorraineCollens February 20, 2022

"pimpin it woodtick" 

a phrase : used to exclaim when you have enhanced,to your satisfaction, any of your belongings or character/activities by means which are suitable to your budget (free)IE; folding your car's wiper arms to their "up" position,turning them on and driving to(listening to led zeppelin) walmart to play video games(free) wearing(as a tanktop) a plastic shopping bag from abercrombie that you cut the bottom out of. All or part or all of this definition may be an exageration of the truth, which is another example of "pimpin it woodtick".
"Down Stater" looking at terry pulling an airbed behind his boat: Man ! that guy is "pimpin it woodtick" .
"pimpin it woodtick" by terryzz February 22, 2009

wood tick 

One who is very low on the social and economic scale. Often found in small northern Michigan towns. A regional equivalent to low life.
Her recent behaviour might lead you to believe that she was raised by a colony of wood ticks.
wood tick by sidelock October 24, 2004

woodwickin 

when u burning a wood wick candle from target
last night i wanted to relax so i got my woodwickin on
woodwickin by candlemaster75 February 28, 2021

Woodstick classic

The Woodstick classic is the Longest running rivalry in high school sports for these two lacrosse teams of prepy towns. Most stars of these events end up at top colleges for either lacrosse or academics (usually both). These events usually lead to parties of a life time and kids onlooking these game dream of starting for there varsity team and play in this rivalry.
The Woodstick classic parties are going to be mad lit
Woodstick classic by Just a negro December 12, 2016
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