Woodchippy 

Having the characteristics of a woodchip.

Usually meant for a guy.

These characteristics include: sweet, intelligent, sincere, warm-hearted, handsome, and very lovable.

The word for a girl with these characteristics is flowerpettally.

Mereda: "My boyfriend, Alex, is so woodchippy! He is really warm-hearted. Alex can't stand to see anyone sad. He is so lovely, I melt every time I see him smile."

Clara: "Erik is pretty woodchippy too. I mean he is so passionate! And he is a genius too."

Harriette: "What about Edward? He's always sincere. And so loyal. Definitely woodchippy."

Woodchippy by Clarediette February 26, 2010

Walla Walla Woodchipper 

Sexual maneuver in which the male quickly and forcefully thrusts his erect member in and out of his partner's throat, causing the partner to projectile vomit while making a rapid-fire gagging noise, the scene akin to feeding logs into a running wood chipper.

Walla Walla Woodchipper? I barely know her?

Walla Walla Woodchipper by BM HAT January 11, 2010

Hawiian Woodchipper 

Take a handfull of watermelon seeds, shove it down a girls loose ass, and when she farts and it comes out like a woodchiipper.

Hey tiki just did the Hawiian WoodChipper

Hawiian Woodchipper by Kurwamach June 17, 2010

Louisville Woodchipper

A sexual position in which a woman or man sucks a penis with a mouthful of sunflower seeds. Not at all pleasuresome for either party.

We got drunk and ran out of cough drops, so she gave me a Louisville Woodchipper. Never again, dude.

Louisville Woodchipper by DangNasty October 5, 2006

Woodchipper 

The laziest, unfunniest, braindead insult known to man used against pedophiles on twitter

Pedo: Little girls make me happy, I just think they're so joyful and sincere and silly and beautiful💕

Multiple NPCs: *Sends woodchipper jpeg or gif and nothing else*

Woodchipper by schizoposting February 13, 2023

woodchippers 

To scathingly call out a public official, esp a Judge for asshattery.

Popehat woodchippers Judge Mark Mahon, Chief Judge of Florida's Fourth Circuit Court in Jacksonville for his arrogance and censorship

woodchippers by tmmitsss July 23, 2015

Woodchip 

An incredibly lovely guy.

He makes your heart skip a beat with the slightest smile. He turns your worst day into the happiest. He is playful, but loyal. He is good-looking, but humble. He is strong, but compassionate.

He is a gentleman, a hero, a dream-come-true. And he is so easy to love.

A woodchip does not smile at you one day and ignore you another. He is loyal all the way through. No matter how you look, no matter how you feel, he will always be there to help you. Many love him, but he returns the love. He is a true friend. And he is always a true friend.

Woodchip by Guinevere7 February 26, 2010