Woobied 

Woobied''-is a technical term for having your mind expanded against your will.

In Bigfootery it's having a Sasquatch or Bigfoot startle you unexpectedly. A random encounter, if it vocalizes or makes aggressive behaviors that's definately being ''woobied''.

Applies to researchers expecting it, but definately to people who don't believe in Bigfoot.

Woobied by Linn Council an Joe April 30, 2012

Woobiehn Theodore Kim

Professional model, voted Time Magazine's sexiest man of the year for three years in a row, 2005, 2006, and 2007. He is most know for the invention of the teddy bear, based off a self-portrait taken in 1996. Competes in professional beauty pageants and has won 17 to date. This is mainly due to his extreme facial expressions and his trademark speedo, which he orders one size to small to show off his junk. He is Asian.

Man, I wish i was as sexy as Woobiehn Theodore Kim!

Woobiehn Theodore Kim by Smith, D. March 17, 2008

woobie 

Something very precious and snuggly, like a bunny wunny or baby bankie.

I snuggled him like a woobie in bed last night.

woobie by Palmer April 22, 2004

Woofied 

When your woo-woo significant other influences your decision making. This can impact your diet (smoothies instead of burgers), your business decisions (impact investing instead of VCs), your purchasing habits (Tesla instead of Porsche), and your general well-being (you meditate now.)

Corporate Employee 1: hey did you see that meditation Mondays are now mandatory here?

Corporate Employee 2: yea, the CEO got woofied by his yogi second wife. The vending machine only has green juice and vegan snacks now, too.

Woofied by rachelgreenfromfriends August 22, 2022

woobie 

one's poncho liner, curled up with when sleeping in the field. Used across the US Army.

1)I'm packin' light but I got room for my woobie.

2) It was cold in the field this time but my woobie kept me half-assed warm.

woobie by govnah July 10, 2004

woobie 

A term of endearment (like "baby); someone who is so cute/sad/adorable you want to hug and comfort them.

Aww, poor woobie!

woobie by Jaded December 9, 2003

Woodied 

To get wasted and then to be sick for the rest of the night. Also, in between your acts of sickness, you wildly claim to the nearest person that you will never do this again. You will also reveal all your fantasies about the girl that you fancy. This act of being woodied usually happens to people who are lightweight when taking alcohol.

"Dude, you were so woodied last night"

Woodied by Graham1993 December 1, 2009