Woofied 

When your woo-woo significant other influences your decision making. This can impact your diet (smoothies instead of burgers), your business decisions (impact investing instead of VCs), your purchasing habits (Tesla instead of Porsche), and your general well-being (you meditate now.)

Corporate Employee 1: hey did you see that meditation Mondays are now mandatory here?

Corporate Employee 2: yea, the CEO got woofied by his yogi second wife. The vending machine only has green juice and vegan snacks now, too.

Woofied by rachelgreenfromfriends August 22, 2022

Woofied 

Drugging your dog with sedatives so it can travel on an airplane.

The Delta ticket agent was skeptical fluffy could fly. So, we went full Bill Cosby and woofied her to sleep.

Woofied by hew-more-us December 31, 2022

Woofied 

When you get roofied by a dog

Woofied (wooo-feeed) Delmas dog Scooby Doo put woofies in her drink when she wasn't looking then when she was unconscious he humped her face until he ejaculated all over her head.

Woofied by Shaggyyy July 11, 2018

Woofied 

Freaking ugly

Her face looks foul like woofied

Woofied by Kiddextreme December 9, 2022

pit woofie 

A "pit woofie", would be to stock car racing, what a "groupie" is to the rock and roll world.

"Why don't you come back later on and you and me will find us a couple low mileage 'pit woofies' and help 'em build a memory." -L. Q. "Sonny" Clemmons

pit woofie by demon646 February 5, 2010

woofiehoodie 

definition of an “epic cool person”

woofiehoodie is very epic

woofiehoodie by Jesus is beans July 2, 2021

woofiehoodie 

woofiehoodie is my fatherly figure who resides on tiktok. he feeds me. bathes me. and eats me. he’s so cool. thx dad. yur the bestest.

woofiehoodie bites their followers

woofiehoodie by swagiliciouscat July 2, 2021