Definitions by govnah

FASCAN 

military acronym for FAmily of SCAtterable Ninjas, not related to the scuba ninja.
A bomb that explodes in the air releasing deadly ninjas across the area of impact. undefeatable

The enemy was thwarted after we dropped a MOAB and some FASCAN on the poor bastards

FASCAN by govnah January 12, 2005

woobie 

one's poncho liner, curled up with when sleeping in the field. Used across the US Army.

1)I'm packin' light but I got room for my woobie.

2) It was cold in the field this time but my woobie kept me half-assed warm.

woobie by govnah July 10, 2004

hooker

A CH-47 Chinook helicopter Crewmember. Known for getting everything under the sun done using the mighty cargo hook and living as good as possible when deployed because the chinnok doubles as a hotel. This special breed of army aviator is more comfortable in sandals and hawaiian shirts than combat boots and a "high and tight" and has a great respect for the mighty wind.

The hookers blew over our mexican space shuttles again, now I can't crap on a seat!

hooker by govnah July 10, 2004