Wong Dong , Wong-Dong, or Wongdong

Noun
1. A person who made a mistake or regretted

decision (I goofed up kinda thing)

EX- Bob: "Hey didn't you buy that cheap tv right?"

Tom: Yeah! I did, I was a Wong Dong

2. A penis

EX- "Please keep your Wong-Dong in your pants"

3. Someone who acts like a douche, jerk or dick Can be Male Or Female

EX- Tracy:"OMG bob was being such a Jerk to you

Becky!!!

Becky:" Hes been that way all week,He is starting to

be a real Wongdong!

Wong Dong Examples Listed Above, each example shows which way to spell for each meaning

Wong Dong by Serious Joker August 1, 2014

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ching ching chong wing wing wong dogy doggy yummy yummy

racists thing to say to asian

Wei: "hi"

Jack: "stfu you ching ching chong wing wing wong dogy doggy yummy yummy."

ching ching chong wing wing wong dogy doggy yummy yummy by AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAeugh January 13, 2023

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small wong dong

When you dick is 11mm with a large curve and is about as thin as a slimjim that can bend around a corner hitting the dogs anus from the other room

ryan has a small wong dong now my poodles as is wet

small wong dong by NotSeCretOrgans April 15, 2019

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ching chong bing bong ling long ting tong wing wong ding dong fing fong ring rong

A langudge that every one talks but doesnt know it. they are all beef cakes that live in the ocean. they smell like lit cheese.

every one is talking ching chong bing bong ling long ting tong wing wong ding dong fing fong ring rong these days!

ching chong bing bong ling long ting tong wing wong ding dong fing fong ring rong by Litchildoftdacornthateatschees April 21, 2017

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willy willy wong tong wong flong dong

The song of the "ling ling" culture but can be used as an insult towards people of the asian ethnicity

Goes to the song of chopsticks

Ling-Ling- "Oh Herro!"
white person - "Fuck off you willy willy wong tong wong flong dong!"

willy willy wong tong wong flong dong by Enjoyingmothafookingfob October 9, 2017

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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