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Wolfbagger 

Someone who wraps up a rabid wolf in a tesco "bag for life". This wolf must me wild and un-trained. The wolf is then executed and raped (in no particular order, although live wolves tend to bite).
1. "Shit, i went wolfbagging the other day and caught this 18st grey motherfucker. He couldn't chew through my bag for life though."

2. "Damn, He lost his balls?"

" Yeah, Matt Hanna always had a tendency to rape the live ones. Poor son of a bitch."

"Well, he was a wolfbagger. Learnt not to fuck with wolves the hard way"
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wolfbagger 

Having sex with a wolf whilst inside a large bag.
Clayton can't come to the phone right now, he's busy wolfbagging.
wolfbagger by Andrew Mackenzie February 2, 2004

wolfbagging 

To have anal sex with a person who, prior to the deed, has swallowed a piece of raw bacon with a length of string attatched to it. One end of the string hangs out of the mouth of the anal recipient and as "the moment" approaches for the anal giver, he yanks the piece of string, causing the other person to vomit up the piece of bacon. During vomiting, the muscles in the anus become tightly clenched, causing an amazing sensation for the anal giver.
We indulged in a spot of wolfbagging, and had a nice bacon sandwich afterwards.
wolfbagging by Sumo March 28, 2004

WoWbagger 

A computer-roleplaying-game player, whose character is such a high level that the playing is actually getting a bit boring. It can either mean a player who moves very slowly in the game, preferring to level up than follow the plot; a player who is stuck in the plot and wanders aimlessly trying to find a way to continue; or a player who has almost completed the plot, but doesn't want to game to end and is just wandering, unwilling to finish.
The term originates from the Douglas Adams's novel "Life, the Universe, and Everything", where an immortal grey-green alien by the name of Wowbagger the Infinitely Prolonged travels the universe in order to insult everybody in alphabetical order. Also, WoW stands for World of Warcraft, a large, popular multi-player online roleplaying game.
"Oh I don't play that game anymore, I became such a WoWbagger in it."
WoWbagger by ExapnoMapcase November 1, 2006

wolfbaggin 

Origin unknown. Verb. Meaning: the act of taking a lady from behind sexually whilst she is vomitting due to heavy drinking. Alledgedly sexual excitement is heightened due to the pelvic contractions generated by the vomitting action and the helpless state of the drunken willing partner.
The missus was sick as a dog last night and I gave her a good wolfbaggin. Nothing like a good wolfbaggin after a heavy night out.
She was bending over the toilet, throwing up so I lifted her skirt pulled her knickers down and wolfbagged her.
wolfbaggin by Lone wolf April 23, 2005

wolf bagger

Wolf bagging occurs when a penis is fucking an ass hetero/homo and before climax you reach around in stick your fingers down the fuckee's throat causing them to gag and tighten the anus thus enhancing pleasure for the fucker during climax.
I was so drunk last night I had to pull a wolf bagger so I could cum.
wolf bagger by Senor Ringpiece April 16, 2009

wolfbanger 

Person who bangs wolfs; and or has sex with werewolves.
"Renesmee is such a wolfbanger."
wolfbanger by Wolfbangerx May 8, 2010
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