Wokist

People who can't stop seeing the world through the lens of wokism.

Wokists lump all the woke together and consider them morally, intellectually or physically inferior - which is hard to avoid because woke culture is, more often than not, objectively inconsistent.

Being a wokist is still bad though: it means you have started to hate fellow humans because of their group.

“I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their politics but by the content of their character.”
Martin Luther King Jr.

"Father, forgive the woke, for they know not what they do"
Even on the cross, Jesus never turned wokist.

by dadadal March 7, 2021

Wokist

A person who satirically takes supposed "left-wing ideology" to its extremes. Based on the word "leftist," popularized among left-wing commentators as a humorous impression or mockery of what they thought extreme and vocal right-wing individuals would say to insult them.

These wokists want to make misogyny illegal!

by link_the_twunk January 18, 2023

Wokitude

Noun: The behavioral intersection between wokeness and a bad attitude about life.

Geez, that guy has a real bad case of wokitude...he just seems angry all the time.

by La Pluma May 12, 2021

Wokester

An insult used to describe a person who gets easily outraged and professes a moral high ground over social justice issues.

That wokester got offended by my comment expressing disgust towards violent criminals.

by lulu kitty September 10, 2019

wokester

An easily offended 20-something idiot who believes the word 'woke' legitimizes their self-centered view of the world. These individuals often lack skills in civil discourse, or an educated background in any subject they rant in.

Bob: Hey Jim, check out that San Francisco wokester blocking conservative speakers from voicing their 1st amendment rights in a civil, university sponsored debate.

Jim: Yeah, what a useless waste.

by brobean June 5, 2017

Wopistan

Italy, the land of Wops. This also applies to New Jersey

Rome is the crapital of Wopistan.

by Mackerel Daddy November 6, 2011

wikistracted

Becoming distracted for extended periods of time by clicking around Wikipedia. Goes hand in hand with tabbed browsing.

Slappy only wanted to check the population of Slovenia, but became wikistracted for several hours.

Lisa was filling out her tax returns online when she became severely wikistracted, causing her to miss the deadline.

Mark was so wikistracted he didn't even notice the parade of pornstars in the office.

by SuperTed October 17, 2008