wikistracted 

Becoming distracted for extended periods of time by clicking around Wikipedia. Goes hand in hand with tabbed browsing.

Slappy only wanted to check the population of Slovenia, but became wikistracted for several hours.

Lisa was filling out her tax returns online when she became severely wikistracted, causing her to miss the deadline.

Mark was so wikistracted he didn't even notice the parade of pornstars in the office.

wikistracted by SuperTed October 17, 2008

Wikstracted 

Due to the massive amount of links on a Wikipedia page there will always be someting more interesting to click on, leading to a random chain of pages completely off topic from the orignal page.

I was going to write my essay on Thermodynamics when i got wikstracted, ended up spending half an hour reading about paper clips.

Wikstracted by Wikiddd May 8, 2011

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016