Wobble Job

The act of slapping the head of your dick on a girls forehead as she sucks your bean bag.

She had a huge bruise on her forehead after I gave her a wobble job.

by Timmy November 17, 2003

Wooble Job

A poorly executed hand job by someone inexperienced, quite intoxicated, and/or half asleep.
It replaces the regular pumping action with semi-random motions that are inconsistent in direction and repartition.

I wasn't expecting a wooble job, but her inexperience showed when she thought it was sexy by pumping my penis around like her first time driving a manual car.

by stripchecker December 31, 2012

wobble jobble

When giving oral sex to a man, and you insert his scrotum in your mouth as well, then shake your head back and forth as if your shaking your head no.

I gave my husband a wobble jobble last night.

by Girl_in_PA April 13, 2017

Wobbly jobbly

A rare rat circus from southern Bulgaria where 100 rats stand on eachothers shoulders

Man1: where the wobbly jobbly

Woman2 (not too assume genders or anything) it’s over yonder you see that 100 rat high tower

by Lil.ol.gregg February 16, 2018

wobblegob

Someone who will use 103 words when 3 will do.

That guy is right wobblegob he's got verbal diarrhoea!

by SethMan September 16, 2008

wobblegobble

noun: A mess that was designed to distract from an existing problem; chaos.
verb: To mix up and confuse; to intentionally create a mess so as to distract from a problem.

past tense: mixed up, confused; not conforming or reconcilable to surrounding norms; jumbled.

The children had wobblegobbled the situation from the start.

by Yrael November 10, 2017

wobbledobbing

The act of wasting time.

Stop wobbledobbing or you will get a time out.

by Elizabeth Blackwell September 1, 2010