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Wobble Job 

The act of slapping the head of your dick on a girls forehead as she sucks your bean bag.
She had a huge bruise on her forehead after I gave her a wobble job.
Wobble Job by Timmy November 17, 2003
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Wooble Job 

A poorly executed hand job by someone inexperienced, quite intoxicated, and/or half asleep.
It replaces the regular pumping action with semi-random motions that are inconsistent in direction and repartition.
I wasn't expecting a wooble job, but her inexperience showed when she thought it was sexy by pumping my penis around like her first time driving a manual car.
Wooble Job by stripchecker December 31, 2012

wobble jobble 

When giving oral sex to a man, and you insert his scrotum in your mouth as well, then shake your head back and forth as if your shaking your head no.
I gave my husband a wobble jobble last night.
wobble jobble by Girl_in_PA April 13, 2017

Wobbly jobbly 

A rare rat circus from southern Bulgaria where 100 rats stand on eachothers shoulders
Man1: where the wobbly jobbly

Woman2 (not too assume genders or anything) it’s over yonder you see that 100 rat high tower
Wobbly jobbly by Lil.ol.gregg February 16, 2018

wobblegob 

Someone who will use 103 words when 3 will do.
That guy is right wobblegob he's got verbal diarrhoea!
wobblegob by SethMan September 16, 2008

wobblegobble 

noun: A mess that was designed to distract from an existing problem; chaos.
verb: To mix up and confuse; to intentionally create a mess so as to distract from a problem.

past tense: mixed up, confused; not conforming or reconcilable to surrounding norms; jumbled.
The children had wobblegobbled the situation from the start.
wobblegobble by Yrael November 10, 2017

wobbledobbing 

The act of wasting time.
Stop wobbledobbing or you will get a time out.
wobbledobbing by Elizabeth Blackwell September 1, 2010
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
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I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
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Satellite baddies

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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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