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Wooble Job 

A poorly executed hand job by someone inexperienced, quite intoxicated, and/or half asleep.
It replaces the regular pumping action with semi-random motions that are inconsistent in direction and repartition.
I wasn't expecting a wooble job, but her inexperience showed when she thought it was sexy by pumping my penis around like her first time driving a manual car.
Wooble Job by stripchecker December 31, 2012

wobble jobble 

When giving oral sex to a man, and you insert his scrotum in your mouth as well, then shake your head back and forth as if your shaking your head no.
I gave my husband a wobble jobble last night.
wobble jobble by Girl_in_PA April 13, 2017

Wobbly jobbly 

A rare rat circus from southern Bulgaria where 100 rats stand on eachothers shoulders
Man1: where the wobbly jobbly

Woman2 (not too assume genders or anything) it’s over yonder you see that 100 rat high tower
Wobbly jobbly by Lil.ol.gregg February 16, 2018

wobblegob 

Someone who will use 103 words when 3 will do.
That guy is right wobblegob he's got verbal diarrhoea!
wobblegob by SethMan September 16, 2008

wobblegobble 

noun: A mess that was designed to distract from an existing problem; chaos.
verb: To mix up and confuse; to intentionally create a mess so as to distract from a problem.

past tense: mixed up, confused; not conforming or reconcilable to surrounding norms; jumbled.
The children had wobblegobbled the situation from the start.
wobblegobble by Yrael November 10, 2017

wobbledobbing 

Stop wobbledobbing or you will get a time out.
wobbledobbing by Elizabeth Blackwell September 1, 2010
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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