Definitions by Yrael

wobblegobble 

noun: A mess that was designed to distract from an existing problem; chaos.
verb: To mix up and confuse; to intentionally create a mess so as to distract from a problem.

past tense: mixed up, confused; not conforming or reconcilable to surrounding norms; jumbled.

The children had wobblegobbled the situation from the start.

wobblegobble by Yrael November 10, 2017

mantoo 

Superficial wound obtained by manual labor (large bruises, cuts, scrapes) that leave a permanent or semi permanent marking.

He shrugged off their concern, "It's just my mantoo, I like to call it 'my war wound'. I fought with the car and the car won."

mantoo by Yrael May 11, 2016