wobblegobble 

noun: A mess that was designed to distract from an existing problem; chaos.
verb: To mix up and confuse; to intentionally create a mess so as to distract from a problem.

past tense: mixed up, confused; not conforming or reconcilable to surrounding norms; jumbled.

The children had wobblegobbled the situation from the start.

wobblegobble by Yrael November 10, 2017

Wibblehobbler 

An old person; someone with a unsteady gait

The WibbleHobbler’s shoes were torn as he dragged his feet across the ground.

The WibbleHobbler was a terrible driver, swerving all over the road.

Wibblehobbler by Zach Morris June 2, 2023

fobblegobble

when you are really confused

this test left me fobblegobbled

fobblegobble by pammanx February 16, 2022

wobble gobble 

When your about to cum and you push the girl over and cum in her face

Yo last night I wobble gobbled that girl

wobble gobble by Idleness June 21, 2017

Wobble Gobble 

Pre-wedding jitters resulting in one last fling with an ex, a piece of eye candy or a total stranger

Amy had had a crush on work colleague Stuart for years. She knew when she married Michael that was it for life. Determined to go out in a blaze of glory Amy dropped to her knees and gave Stuart a Wobble Gobble before the big day.

Wobble Gobble by Oneandahole December 16, 2021

Wobble Gobble

When you are getting a Gobble (Scottish/British slang for the act of Felicio) from a morbidly obese person.

"man! You should have seen this girl, she was land whale. she gave me a Wobble Gobble, and she was hungry"

Wobble Gobble by FireDaddy January 31, 2026

wobblejobber

Recieving oral gratification for a woman while your unit is between her bossoms

I'd like to get a wobblejobber for that lady!

wobblejobber by crewil July 2, 2009