Person a: hey have you seen wobbledogs?
Person b: no? Why
Person a: *shows the amazing wobbling dogs that are also monstrosities*
Person b: Jesus fuck that’s amazing
A Wobbleton is a word used to describe an individual that has characteristics consistent with being a Wobbleton, that being wobbly behaviour.
This can be a result of substance abuse but in most cases this is a reflection of who the individual is as a person and they never change.
Some wobbly symptoms can be: Lying, being tight with money, being lazy, ruining atmosphere or only thinking about ones self.
This term originated in the English county of "Essex", but can be applied to people worldwide, and if you or someone you know has some of these symptoms, you may just be wobblier than a Jelly!