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A very cool, human who has won shared ownership of SoftNekoBoi. Second favorite of everyone.... Also creates armies of Witens Wich he calls the Wity Army....
Witen is very pog.
Witen by SoftNekoBoi July 18, 2021
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Whitenugget 

A rare illness that is usually transmitted to an unsuspecting victim through eating a "chicken mc.nugget" from Mc.Donalds. It results in vomiting, explosive diarrhea, bleeding of the ears, eyes, nose, pores, reproductive organs, and anus. Victim may become infertile, and reproductive organs may fall off. Some cases report loss of vision and hearing, and instead of mucus, they were sneezing up Mc.Donalds BBQ sauce. Other symptoms are, but are not limited to:

Nausea, irritability and short tempers, hostility homicidal impulses, having an urge to go out to Olive Garden, rapid loss of mental clarity, amnesia, kidney failure, muscle aching and weakness, tingling or cramping in the legs, finding Lady Gaga on your iPod, inability to walk, problems sleeping, constipation, impaired muscle formation, waking up in the middle of the night to play World Of Warcraft, erectile dysfunction, temperature regulation problems, nerve damage, mental confusion, urge to eat small children, liver damage and abnormalities, neuropathy, and death.
Greg- Man, do you hear about what happened to Jacob last night?

Bill- I heard he was bleeding out his ears and his ass!

Greg- Must be the Whitenugget.
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wiener pussy 

When a transgender woman has a pussy!
wiener pussy by IHAVEAWIENERPUSSY February 13, 2019

Whitename 

A user that is new to a Discord server. As they are new they are not accustomed to the culture or norms of the server and have not acquired any roles beyond the default role which causes the user's name to be white in color. These users are typically oblivious to server rules and are most often inactive and out of touch. The name is usually used in a derogatory way by server members in a fashion not unlike the Senior-Freshman school hierarchy.
Whitename: haha epic dab kill ni**ers

Server Veteran: Fucking whitenames always trying to be edgy for attention.
Whitename by Weesterner June 14, 2018

widen my shoes 

To go on the prowl and seek the attention of another woman behind the back of your current relationship.
Vic said he was going to” widen my shoes” while Mary was at work on Friday.
widen my shoes by JACK CHAIN August 29, 2018

Wiener goblin 

(Noun)An unattractive or ugly troll who loves throating dicks.

(Verb) The act of giving a very toothy or gummy blowjob down to the base like a starving demon.
Hey bro, that wiener goblin gave me the sloppiest head the other night.

Me too brah!
Wiener goblin by Ranchgirls October 27, 2020

wienerizer 

The female version of a womanizer. Basically, a woman who makes a bunch of stupid men believe she is in love with them.
Wienerizer, wiener-wienerizer, you're a wienerizer. Oh! Wienerizer. Oh! You're a wienerizer, baby.
wienerizer by Rachel Corinne October 3, 2009
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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