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Winger-ing 

Definition 1: Hooking up with a female way too young for a man's age; as referenced in the 1980's song by Winger, "Seventeen"

Lyrics: "daddy says she's too young, but she's old enough for me..."

Definition 2: A disgusting old man fetish
Bruce Willis and Emma Heming
Harrison Ford and Calista Flockhart
Billy Joel and Katie Lee
Dude: "Hey Dad, you can't just ask my ex-girlfriend to dinner, that's wrong!"

Dad: "Son, I'm just Winger-ing for a while until your Mom decides to come home"

Dude: "Damn that's gross...."
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Winter Games-ing

To simulate playing a video game by mashing buttons. A reference to the Angry Video Game Nerd episode of the same name.
You know that scene in The Wizard where the guy's mashing buttons and acting like he's playing Zelda II? He's actually Winter Games-ing.
Winter Games-ing by Pepsiman September 13, 2010

Wongering 

When looch™ slays wonger every night and ditches the fam.
"Has anyone seen looch or is he wongering tonight?"
Wongering by Softserve November 5, 2014

wintering in rome 

A 19th century posh word for lesbian
"Did you hear she's wintering in rome?"
To bitch through small talk or other forms of communications.
Berric: Are you cold?
Gendry: Yes, quite cold.
Berric: Stop your wingeing.
wingeing by Handsack135 August 20, 2017

hard-wintering 

Derbyshire term which applies to conversation, typically between farmers in the local pub, in which they recount the hardships faced in their profession over the years, often profusely laced with hyperbole.
"That's nowt! I remember back int' '62 when we was working in snow up t' necks digging aht sheep non-stop fer a week. Now that were a winter that were!"

"Ah' quit with yer hard-wintering and get yer round in"
hard-wintering by drbollocks May 22, 2009

Wingering 

The act of mistakenly finger-banging a chick, after consuming extremely hot chicken wings.
Everything was going great when she went apeshit and ran to the bathroom. I forgot about the hot wings I had earlier... Guess she didn't enjoy the wingering!
Wingering by Death wings October 29, 2010