mix

A combination of chips and mushy peas in Derbyshire

I'll ay a pie 'n' mix wrapped please.

by drbollocks April 20, 2008

corsey

Also used to refer to pavement/sidewalk in Ilkeston, but possibly "causey" from "causeway"

"No playing in the road...stay on the corsey"

by drbollocks April 17, 2008

quad ass

The illusion of a woman having four buttocks, through wearing over-tight panties beneath equally tight trousers, the panty-line cutting into and dividing the flesh of each cheek.

"What was Fat Sue thinking wearing tight pants...you can see her quad ass"

by drbollocks November 27, 2008

gooin

Midlands (UK) speak for "going"

"We're gooin t' chippy. D'yer want owt?"

by drbollocks April 20, 2008

fuck-bomb

A theatrical term to describe the reaction of the more puritanical members of an audience when the word "fuck" is first used in a play.

"Did you see that couple get up and walk out when I dropped the 'fuck-bomb'?"

by drbollocks May 09, 2008

dirtbox derby

To do it up the arse with enthusiasm...as if heading for the finishing post on a racehorse.

"She won't be sitting down for a week...I rode her in the dirtbox derby last night"

by drbollocks August 03, 2008

tatas

Derbyshire alternative for "walkies" directed toward small child.

"Come on m'duck...we're gooing tatas"

by drbollocks April 20, 2008