Definitions by drbollocks

Fuckuposity 

The potential for fucking something up.

We were all hopeful, but aware that the situation was fraught with fuckuposity.

Fuckuposity by drbollocks February 24, 2013

thanksgiving beard 

A person of the opposite sex one takes to ones parents for Thanksgiving, to allay any suspicion of one being gay.

"Well they look happy together...I'm pleased for him"
"Are you kidding? Our son is as gay as a fruit-cake and she is obviously his Thanksgiving beard!"

thanksgiving beard by drbollocks November 30, 2009

missing link 

The inexplicable phenomenon, when for no rational reason...you go a whole day without taking a poo.

Nick felt perfectly normal, yet he was acutely aware of not having taken a dump nearly two days now. Where was this missing link?"

missing link by drbollocks May 22, 2009

hard-wintering 

Derbyshire term which applies to conversation, typically between farmers in the local pub, in which they recount the hardships faced in their profession over the years, often profusely laced with hyperbole.

"That's nowt! I remember back int' '62 when we was working in snow up t' necks digging aht sheep non-stop fer a week. Now that were a winter that were!"

"Ah' quit with yer hard-wintering and get yer round in"

hard-wintering by drbollocks May 22, 2009

quad ass 

The illusion of a woman having four buttocks, through wearing over-tight panties beneath equally tight trousers, the panty-line cutting into and dividing the flesh of each cheek.

"What was Fat Sue thinking wearing tight pants...you can see her quad ass"

quad ass by drbollocks December 15, 2008

horse's hymen

Something really tough...very difficult.

"This steak is chewier than a horse's hymen"

"These instructions are proving tougher than a horse's hymen"

horse's hymen by drbollocks October 4, 2008

popsy 

Cute girl. Term made famous by the likes of Leslie Philips and Donald Sinden in Ealing comedies.

"I say...what an absolute popsy!"

popsy by drbollocks September 30, 2008