Winfluenza 

The sudden spout of laziness and restlessness you experience before winter break. Causes a change in demeanor and some sort of decline in academic performance. Similar to Senioritis but happens more around the Holiday seasons due to breaks.

Person 1: Did you finish your biology homework?
Person 2: Nah, I don't want to do it. This is the week before break anyway.
Person 1: Yeah, you're right.

Person 1: Dude, we have to write that essay before break.
Person 2: I'll do it later. I've got a case of Winfluenza right now.

Winfluenza by TiredHuman December 12, 2017

Sinfluenza 

The debilitating condition suffered for approximately 1 to 3 business days after a wild weekend in Las Vegas, New York City, or another recognized center of partying and nightlife.

I called in sick to work because I spent the weekend in Vegas and I came down with a case of Sinfluenza.

Sinfluenza by thejdog2007 May 14, 2009

pig influenza 

A glamorous, more sophisticated, name for the swine flu giving it some much needed flare.

No doctor, I don't have the swine flu, I have "pig influenza" get with the program!

pig influenza by elle324 October 23, 2009

Swine Influenza 

Based on expirence, swine flu is basically a regular flu except you get to take a full week off of school/work and nobody will come near you.

If you have a "suspected" case of the H1N1 and you walk into a medical clinic to ask for an appointment, they force a mask over your mouth and nose and throw you into an isolation room, away from all the other patients.

Then a doctor comes in wearing two face masks and rubber gloves asks about your symtoms and such.

The doctor prescribes asthma medication and cough syrup for the coughing, nasal spray for the runny nose, and then these green & yellow mystery pills.

If you live with very germaphobic people, they will likely quarenteen you in your bedroom and not let you leave unless you have bathed in hand sanitizer and are wearing a face mask.

NOTE: this disease can be caused by sleeping over at the house of a contaminated person, but it is apparently not transferred through making out with your boyfriend.

DAMN i have the swine flu! *cough cough sputter cough*

Dont have sleepver parties if you have the swine influenza!!

Swine Influenza by swwwwineflu June 18, 2009

influenza 

a person of high ranking, who is able to change the minds of individuals. emphasizing the intensity of influencers

Person 1: oh yeah, you make a good point

Person 2: that’s why they call me an influenza

influenza by anonymous June 30, 2021

solar influenza 

Using your sick leave to enjoy the day off from work, when your not really sick.

Mr. Johnson, I want able to make it to work today, I have solar influenza.

solar influenza by fastblk22 July 19, 2009

influenza 

A common viral infection, Influenza can be dangerous if the victim is old, chronically ill or young, it can even kill. There has been 5 known Influenza Pandemics:
1889-1890 - H2N2 (Russian or Asiatic) Strain
1900 - H3N8 Strain
1918-1920 - H1N1 (Spanish) Strain
1957-1958 - H2N2 (Asian) Strain
1968-1969 - H3N2 (Hong Kong) Strain

The Spanish Pandemic was very devastating as it is thought there were more casualties from the pandemic than there were from World War I. The N5N1 (Avian or Bird) Influenza strain is rapidly spreading throughout countries from migrating birds.

Influenza is one of the most common viruses.

influenza by shadow7710 September 2, 2006