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Influenzaa

"Influenzaa" is inspired by the word "Influenza (flu)" which typically affects the nose, throat and lungs. Influenzaa has the same effect where companies and influencers promote products and services which are anything between questionable or substandard at the very least to designed to scam money out of followers. This usually affects die-hard followers and fans who blindly trust social media influencers. The word is used either to describe the advertised product or the social media personality that typically promotes such products.

A product/ service, whether physical or virtual, promoted by an influencer of ANY kind- usually bloggers, social media personalities, Podcasters, YouTubers, eSports gamers, Twitch streamers, wrestlers, chess players, porn stars, models, political commentators, Boxers, Self Help Gurus, celebrity investors, etc. This may also include mainstream actors, politicians, journalists, TV show hosts and activists from time to time. if a product is promoted by these influencers, usually it's a sign to avoid that product/ service like a plague. Hence "Influenzaa".
"Why do you buy influenzaa products?"

"I am confident you should not these influenzaa blue light beauty creams!"

"Dude, you my homie, but you need to stop spreading influenzaa!"

"We shouldn't use that shaving blade it contains influenzaa!"

"Aaah, man! Look at him. He doesn't look good because he got a bad case of influenzaa!"
by Dude, the cake is a lie!!111 January 19, 2023
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pig influenza

A glamorous, more sophisticated, name for the swine flu giving it some much needed flare.
No doctor, I don't have the swine flu, I have "pig influenza" get with the program!
by elle324 October 23, 2009
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influential

To have a great affect on someone or something
"Anonymous's work is Influential on cyber-bullying"

- Anonymous
by #autocorrectguy November 2, 2015
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Swine Influenza

Based on expirence, swine flu is basically a regular flu except you get to take a full week off of school/work and nobody will come near you.

If you have a "suspected" case of the H1N1 and you walk into a medical clinic to ask for an appointment, they force a mask over your mouth and nose and throw you into an isolation room, away from all the other patients.

Then a doctor comes in wearing two face masks and rubber gloves asks about your symtoms and such.

The doctor prescribes asthma medication and cough syrup for the coughing, nasal spray for the runny nose, and then these green & yellow mystery pills.

If you live with very germaphobic people, they will likely quarenteen you in your bedroom and not let you leave unless you have bathed in hand sanitizer and are wearing a face mask.

NOTE: this disease can be caused by sleeping over at the house of a contaminated person, but it is apparently not transferred through making out with your boyfriend.
DAMN i have the swine flu! *cough cough sputter cough*

Dont have sleepver parties if you have the swine influenza!!
by swwwwineflu June 18, 2009
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influenza

a person of high ranking, who is able to change the minds of individuals. emphasizing the intensity of influencers
Person 1: oh yeah, you make a good point

Person 2: that’s why they call me an influenza
by anonymous June 30, 2021
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solar influenza

Using your sick leave to enjoy the day off from work, when your not really sick.
Mr. Johnson, I want able to make it to work today, I have solar influenza.
by fastblk22 July 19, 2009
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influenza

A common viral infection, Influenza can be dangerous if the victim is old, chronically ill or young, it can even kill. There has been 5 known Influenza Pandemics:
1889-1890 - H2N2 (Russian or Asiatic) Strain
1900 - H3N8 Strain
1918-1920 - H1N1 (Spanish) Strain
1957-1958 - H2N2 (Asian) Strain
1968-1969 - H3N2 (Hong Kong) Strain

The Spanish Pandemic was very devastating as it is thought there were more casualties from the pandemic than there were from World War I. The N5N1 (Avian or Bird) Influenza strain is rapidly spreading throughout countries from migrating birds.
by shadow7710 September 2, 2006
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