Windowie 

A building usually a corporate hell hole that is primarily made of windows.

"If you drive down the street you will see a big, tall, windowie building on your right. thats my office"

Windowie by evil vet October 28, 2011

windowmeth 

1. The page you found when you went to search for meth without deleting your search for window

2. Probably the name of a metalcore band

1.

Person 1: Yo fam u want some windowmeth
Person 2: wtf
Person 1: oh shit sorry I was searching for windows for my shed and went to search for meth without deleting my search for windows
Person 2: you're talking to me irl

Person 1: fuck

2.

Person 1: Do you listen to Windowmeth?
Person 2: Yeah I love their sick grooves, damn I love being an edgy teenager who thinks he's hardcore but can't stand Meshuggah or Dillinger

windowmeth by MMR_LM February 16, 2018

windowsexual 

A windowsexual is a person who is attracted to windows, he/she likes to fuck a window.
Men: Men like to stick their DICKS into the window.
Women: Women like to stick the window into their vagina.

Man: *enters bedroom*
*sees girlfriend getting fucked by a very sexy window*
Man: ARE YOU CHEATING ON ME WITH A FUCKING WINDOW!
Women: Oh god I'm so sorry that I let a window fuck me, he was too fucking hot.
Man: ARE YOU WINDOWSEXUAL!?
Women: I think so....
Man: *kills his girlfriend and then fucks the window*

windowsexual by wq.bi October 24, 2019

windowing 

An entertaining sexual game. The game starts when a gentleman has sexy time with his lady from behind while she is facing a ground floor window. After swapping with a friend who has been hiding in a wardrobe (without the lady's knowledge), the gentleman then runs round to the outside of the window. He then records her surprise as she wonders who has been reaming her for the last few minutes.

I was windowing your mother last night. You should have seen the look on her face when she saw me outside the house! She'll be laughing about that for years to come.

windowing by B. Jesseling June 12, 2008

Windowectomy 

A window installed in your stomache so you can see where your going , since your head is shoved so far up your own ass it's clearly obstructing your vision.

Your so full of shit you need a windowectomy.

Windowectomy by FergieNSP November 5, 2019

windowze 

the slang for for the windows operating system created by a disco geek named bill gates.

see reject
see windows
see cheap

i hacked ur shit windows box with an smb exploit.

windowze by mike July 6, 2003

Windowsed 

What happens when you use Windows for too long (all at once or over periods of time) and you start to hate stuff. The first thing that is hated is computers, then your (seemingly) messy desk, then the fact that you can't lick your elbow (or other weird shit), then you hate the floor because it is sticky (even if you're wearing shoes), and then you'll hate your keyboard, mouse, speakers, etc., and then finally yourself.

I think you've been Windowsed.

Windowsed by Windoze Basher August 24, 2010