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windowing 

An entertaining sexual game. The game starts when a gentleman has sexy time with his lady from behind while she is facing a ground floor window. After swapping with a friend who has been hiding in a wardrobe (without the lady's knowledge), the gentleman then runs round to the outside of the window. He then records her surprise as she wonders who has been reaming her for the last few minutes.
I was windowing your mother last night. You should have seen the look on her face when she saw me outside the house! She'll be laughing about that for years to come.
windowing by B. Jesseling June 12, 2008
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Windowing 

When someone's face becomes the window to a pair of beef curtains.

(Putting someones face up to a woman's vagina and licking the inner labia of her sexual organs)
I walked in and saw Patrick windowing Nadia, it was a spectacular sight.
Windowing by TheJokerr June 1, 2018

windowing 

The act of going to your crush's house removing all your clothes and then wiping your dick across a window preferably one where your crush can see you.
Tom: I was windowing Suzie last night when suddenly her dad came and I had to run away.
Paul: What the fuck is wrong with you?
windowing by TroofPoof May 4, 2016

windexing 

When it is time to do a thorough clean up of all evidence from an operation that just netted you some skrilla.
Yo, mission complete! It's time to go windexing and not ever look back.
windexing by MrShasta January 24, 2014

Windfinger 

Verb:

When you burn your thumb because it's windy and the flame blows back.

Noun:
The resulting burn on your thumb caused by lighter flame blowback in gusty conditions
I've got a bad case of the windfinger.
Be careful today, there are high chances of windfinger.
Ouch! I windfingered myself!
Windfinger by AJWord December 26, 2021

winding me up 

pranking me; kidding me; fucking with me; bullshitting me.
I don't believe you made this apple pie even though you keep saying you did! I think you're winding me up! LOL
winding me up by talk2me-JCH2 August 1, 2021

Winding You Up 

Teasing someone or making fun of them.
It's not true he's just winding you up.
Winding You Up by L.L.Maheswari February 14, 2008
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026
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