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windowmeth 

1. The page you found when you went to search for meth without deleting your search for window

2. Probably the name of a metalcore band
1.

Person 1: Yo fam u want some windowmeth
Person 2: wtf
Person 1: oh shit sorry I was searching for windows for my shed and went to search for meth without deleting my search for windows
Person 2: you're talking to me irl

Person 1: fuck

2.

Person 1: Do you listen to Windowmeth?
Person 2: Yeah I love their sick grooves, damn I love being an edgy teenager who thinks he's hardcore but can't stand Meshuggah or Dillinger
windowmeth by MMR_LM February 16, 2018
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windometer 

Plain and simple: an anemometer.
An anemometer is an instrument used for measuring wind speed.
Winds were clocked with my stupid sodding "rotten cat pee yellow" portable digital "windometer" (as JD from JD Quad in the UK calls them even though those things are actually called, "anemometers") ;-) as being variable to 3.60mph (4.36kph) at the surface.
windometer by Telephony May 25, 2019
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sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

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A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
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Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016