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Fap and Win 

A school of thought based on the inequality:
Fapping > Sex + Pain.

Stated simply the pleasure one derives from fapping is always greater than the pleasure one derives from sex when the pain of non-sexual female interaction is taken into account.
I used to freak out all the time trying to get laid, both about how she'd act afterwards and whether 9 months later I'd hear from her. But then ImperialExecutive taught me how to 'Fap and Win'. I am a changed man because of FaW.
Fap and Win by Rusty_Shack1eford September 23, 2010

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win and gold 

Used to describe something very good. The opposite of 'poo and fail'.
'That game was made of win and gold.'
win and gold by Jetski June 11, 2006

up and win 

to pick ones self up after a setback.
to rise up after a defeat.
a battle cry from the streets of Edinburgh, Scotland.
a shout heard from the stands when someone is jumping for a header during a football game.
Go on Dougie son Up and Win! Up and Win! Dougie Brae!
up and win by Marc Billingham July 23, 2012

win and god 

1. Materials commonly used in the manufacture of highly desirable items, especially electronic entertainment devices.
2. A figurative description of highly desirable events, as though such materials were involved in the outcome.

Syn.: pwnz, pwnage
Ant.: ass and fail
"PlayStation is made of win and god. Xbox is made of ass and fail."

"Did you see that pwnage? Win and god!"
win and god by duck my sick August 6, 2007

Win and Dip 

To accomplish what you came for, then bounce.
Bro really came to the party just to talk to her, got her number, and dipped right after — straight win and dip
Win and Dip by Zion Moment April 23, 2025
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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