Win and Win

(n) A phrase used to describe the coolness of something; (adj) good, cool, the best

"Your shoes are win."
"You got the tickets? Win and win!"

by racerfatty July 14, 2009

Fap and Win

A school of thought based on the inequality:
Fapping > Sex + Pain.

Stated simply the pleasure one derives from fapping is always greater than the pleasure one derives from sex when the pain of non-sexual female interaction is taken into account.

I used to freak out all the time trying to get laid, both about how she'd act afterwards and whether 9 months later I'd hear from her. But then ImperialExecutive taught me how to 'Fap and Win'. I am a changed man because of FaW.

by Rusty_Shack1eford September 23, 2010

click here and win a million dollars

Boy, are you gullible.

"Click here and win a million dollars."

by I ain't tellin you NoTHIN'! July 21, 2006

win and gold

Used to describe something very good. The opposite of 'poo and fail'.

'That game was made of win and gold.'

by Jetski June 11, 2006

up and win

to pick ones self up after a setback.
to rise up after a defeat.
a battle cry from the streets of Edinburgh, Scotland.
a shout heard from the stands when someone is jumping for a header during a football game.

Go on Dougie son Up and Win! Up and Win! Dougie Brae!

by Marc Billingham July 23, 2012

win and god

1. Materials commonly used in the manufacture of highly desirable items, especially electronic entertainment devices.
2. A figurative description of highly desirable events, as though such materials were involved in the outcome.

Syn.: pwnz, pwnage
Ant.: ass and fail

"PlayStation is made of win and god. Xbox is made of ass and fail."

"Did you see that pwnage? Win and god!"

by duck my sick August 6, 2007

Win and Dip

To accomplish what you came for, then bounce.

Bro really came to the party just to talk to her, got her number, and dipped right after — straight win and dip

by Zion Moment April 23, 2025