Wifette

n., (slang, sexual slur); derived from "wifey," formerly "wife."

1) a wife, traditionally female, who is smaller than most humans in stature. 2) a Polish hooker. 3) term for wife used by not-so-ghetto Americans. 4) one who puts the "ette" in wife.

I was driving one day near Gdansk. My wifette looked up at me and said, "Wanna fuck me in a field?"

by MrWebsterHimself December 14, 2010

Wifette

A non-pretentious word for future wife. (Replaces fiancé)

The wifette and I just made dinner plans.

by Jesse1220 February 9, 2018

wifesteps

Special-sounding footsteps only your wife can make when she is about to come downstairs and find out what the hell you're doing on the computer at 4:30 am. They are supposed to be quiet but owing to the building rage within they are usually quite audible.

Uh oh. brb I think i hear wifesteps.

by LolCatzLuvver2000 February 23, 2011

Wigette

The caucasian equivalent to a Nigette.

A female Wigga

Wigette be trippin', sistah-girl!

by Discobutton February 23, 2011

bresband and wifester

A couple who seem equally or more like brother and sister than romantic partners. A sort of Narcissistic behavior.

"did you notice that Alex and Sacha just got the exact same pair of glasses?" "well they have always been a bit of a bresband and wifester"

by thrice removed September 20, 2011

Winette

A extremely hot girl with a big personality and big boobs, she is sometimes shy but when you get to know her she is really sweet, she loves hugs and kisses a lot.

I took a girl home the other night, turns out she was a Winette

by Myth22122212 October 10, 2022

Wifester

What you call your friend who is married to the same man that you are.

When I found out that I was still legally married, I called him up and talked to him and his wife. She threw out some names as to what we would call each other. Wifester is was.

by wifester March 19, 2009