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n., (slang, sexual slur); derived from "wifey," formerly "wife."

1) a wife, traditionally female, who is smaller than most humans in stature. 2) a Polish hooker. 3) term for wife used by not-so-ghetto Americans. 4) one who puts the "ette" in wife.
I was driving one day near Gdansk. My wifette looked up at me and said, "Wanna fuck me in a field?"
Wifette by MrWebsterHimself December 14, 2010
Words you can keep
A non-pretentious word for future wife. (Replaces fiancé)
The wifette and I just made dinner plans.
Wifette by Jesse1220 February 9, 2018

wifesteps 

Special-sounding footsteps only your wife can make when she is about to come downstairs and find out what the hell you're doing on the computer at 4:30 am. They are supposed to be quiet but owing to the building rage within they are usually quite audible.
Uh oh. brb I think i hear wifesteps.
wifesteps by LolCatzLuvver2000 February 23, 2011
The caucasian equivalent to a Nigette.

A female Wigga
Wigette be trippin', sistah-girl!
Wigette by Discobutton February 23, 2011

bresband and wifester 

A couple who seem equally or more like brother and sister than romantic partners. A sort of Narcissistic behavior.
"did you notice that Alex and Sacha just got the exact same pair of glasses?" "well they have always been a bit of a bresband and wifester"
A extremely hot girl with a big personality and big boobs, she is sometimes shy but when you get to know her she is really sweet, she loves hugs and kisses a lot.
I took a girl home the other night, turns out she was a Winette
Winette by Myth22122212 October 10, 2022

Wifester 

What you call your friend who is married to the same man that you are.
When I found out that I was still legally married, I called him up and talked to him and his wife. She threw out some names as to what we would call each other. Wifester is was.
Wifester by wifester March 19, 2009
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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