Ur best friend whos always looking like a snack cause hes so fine. Hes always really sweet and apologies even if he doesnt have to. He listens to all your problems. You love him to death and wonder why he puts up with your shit. Hes somehow still ur friend even thought your a pushy, self centered, jealous hoe.

Oof man i need to get me a fiancé. I wanted to order one off of amazon but im to broke for that shit and the shipping charge from here to Arizona is to damn much.

Fiancé by DraciorSmthn April 24, 2019

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fiance

Future husband, person to which one is engaged to marry

French for "to trust", comes from the French word to betrothe.

Meet my fiance Ted, we are getting married in two weeks.

fiance by cutiecorey July 28, 2005

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fiance

Another term for "f*** buddy." Someone a man has sex with, and usually has children with, but is not married to. No immediate plans for marraige.

This is my fiance Jim, and our kids Twain, Amanda, Nale, Bob, Jessica, Hermione, Esther, Jake, Sammy, and Jim Jr.

fiance by Rain77 June 25, 2010

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fiance

Future Ex-wife, person you plan to get married to.
french for "kill me"

meet melissa she is my future ex-wife she calls me her fiance

fiance by dave February 3, 2005

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fiance fifteen

the fifteen pounds that many girls lose between their engagement and their wedding.

look at that skinny bitch! she's lost a lot of weight since she got engaged.

well, you know she can't fit in her wedding dress without losing that fiance fifteen. she bought a size 2.

fiance fifteen by wesleywhatwhat July 13, 2010

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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