1) A stupid ass white girl who acts, talks, and dresses like she is a poor black girl from the hood and only dates black guys.
2) A stupid bitch who thinks only dating black guys will compensate for all the guys of her own race who were not attracted to her.

"Abbey turned down my friend Jonathan because he is white, even though she is white she said she only dates black guys, she is such a wiggette!"

Wiggette by Chris November 17, 2004

Wifette

n., (slang, sexual slur); derived from "wifey," formerly "wife."

1) a wife, traditionally female, who is smaller than most humans in stature. 2) a Polish hooker. 3) term for wife used by not-so-ghetto Americans. 4) one who puts the "ette" in wife.

I was driving one day near Gdansk. My wifette looked up at me and said, "Wanna fuck me in a field?"

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Wiggette

A female wigga. Also know as Wiggress & Shailene.
A wannabe nigga regardless of race.

Aww look, a wigga & his wiggette acting as ignorant, or should I say "ignant" as you would expect. How embarrassing.

Wiggette by HaYouKnowItsTrue August 24, 2016

wiggette

A white female, around 13-17 who acts like a black girl and only dates black guys. See also wigger fwigger

Samantha was acting like a total wiggette talking all ghetto and wearing Rocawear and making out with her boyfriend Deqarius. I kicked her in the ass :)

wiggette by DizzyLizzy November 21, 2006

wingette

A wingette is similar to a wingman, but a chick version. Someone who is a wingette is always a great friend, who strives to set up her friends and make them look good. A wingette has a fantastic personality and is a rare, precious type of human being that should be treasured by everyone she knows. Like a best friend, but better. She helps point out stupid things you're doing and drives you home if you happen to have too many tequila shots or something of that nature.

"You hittin' the club tonight?"
"Yeah and my wingette is gonna help me reel one in."

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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