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Wifetary 

A wife that acts as her husbands secretary.
Im tired of being your wifetary.
Wifetary by szebra October 26, 2011
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wifesteps 

Special-sounding footsteps only your wife can make when she is about to come downstairs and find out what the hell you're doing on the computer at 4:30 am. They are supposed to be quiet but owing to the building rage within they are usually quite audible.
Uh oh. brb I think i hear wifesteps.
wifesteps by LolCatzLuvver2000 February 23, 2011
A party centered around the Nintendo Wii gaming system. A combination of the words "Wii" and "Fiesta".
Niko: Dude I totally just got Super Smash Brothers Brawl. We should totally have a Wiiesta!

Steve: Dude, you're so gay.
Wiiesta by Niko Jones March 14, 2008

wifestyle 

The change in a single man's living habits dictated by the new spouse after one has become wedded.
"Is Chris coming bowling with the us tonight?
"Nope, Bowling is no longer part of his new wifestyle"
wifestyle by kalzabar May 18, 2010

wifesband 

when two girls decide they are soulmates, with out any sexual interest in one another (outside of drunken cuddling and general drunken shenanignas). generally used when one or both female parties involved have a man in their life as well as their female soulmate.
Wade: "Hey Mike, Chelsea and Kimbo are strangely in love with eachother... should we worry?"
Mike: "No dude, Chelsea is just Kimbo's wifesband!"
wifesband by kimbo sliceee November 2, 2010
A party involving one or more Nintendo Wiis, and possibly mexican food.
"Dude, this weekend we should bust out the Wiisports and tacos and have ourselves a Wiiesta!"
Wiiesta by m0c0 December 30, 2008