Wifeeta

the spanish slang name for a wifey

your number 1 girl
the one who is always there in the end
wife material the one you will marry

I will do for my wifeeta what i will do for no other girl
I got alot of bitches but my wifeeta is the only one i love
I gottta alot of homegirls but shes my bestfriend my wifeeta

by StIlLaBaDbItCh August 2, 2011

Wifetary

A wife that acts as her husbands secretary.

Im tired of being your wifetary.

by szebra October 26, 2011

Wifesta

Its a special relationship between two straight female friends. That isn't defined by the simple term of best friend or bestie. Wifesta is a term of love, affection, devotion and total understanding. A deep bond between two female friends that is unbroken either by time or distance.

Buttafly84 and xSunPhoenix are wifesta .... don't come between those two!

by xSUNPHOENIX July 8, 2011

wifeatarian

One who chooses to have their diet to be their wife. One who eats their wife.

I am a wifeatarian; therefore, I enjoy eating my wife.

by joey joy ful August 23, 2010

wifeytastic

Feeling happy to be his wife or girlfriend

I woke up to his good morning text and it had me feeling wifeytastic all day.

by Coastiewife May 19, 2016

wifestapo

A cruel, authoritarian, ideologically-intractable female spouse.

"Hey bro, what happened to that new Harley/new iPad/trip to Las Vegas?""

No mate, the wifestapo said no.

by grammerluvver2000 April 7, 2011

wifecta

The act of a man finishing in all 3 available holes of his wife within 24 hours.

Oh man! For my birthday my wife is giving me the wifecta!

by Brechsgirl June 23, 2021