wifestapo 

A cruel, authoritarian, ideologically-intractable female spouse.

"Hey bro, what happened to that new Harley/new iPad/trip to Las Vegas?""

No mate, the wifestapo said no.

wifestapo by grammerluvver2000 April 7, 2011

wifesteps 

Special-sounding footsteps only your wife can make when she is about to come downstairs and find out what the hell you're doing on the computer at 4:30 am. They are supposed to be quiet but owing to the building rage within they are usually quite audible.

Uh oh. brb I think i hear wifesteps.

wifesteps by LolCatzLuvver2000 February 23, 2011

Wifesta

Its a special relationship between two straight female friends. That isn't defined by the simple term of best friend or bestie. Wifesta is a term of love, affection, devotion and total understanding. A deep bond between two female friends that is unbroken either by time or distance.

Buttafly84 and xSunPhoenix are wifesta .... don't come between those two!

Wifesta by xSUNPHOENIX July 8, 2011

wokestapo 

The wokestapo are a left wing version of the Gestapo, who spend most of their time looking for anyone or anything that doesn't match their pc/progressive/woke view of how everyone should behave. What they do next depends on how offended they are, or how offended they are on other people's behalf. Their actions can include snitching on people, complaining, social media campaigns to get them banned or sacked, protests, or left wing lynch mobs.

I better not say what I really think about that or the wokestapo will come after me.

wokestapo by I Hate Political Correctness May 30, 2021