wifecta

The act of a man finishing in all 3 available holes of his wife within 24 hours.

Oh man! For my birthday my wife is giving me the wifecta!

by Brechsgirl June 23, 2021

Wifetary

A wife that acts as her husbands secretary.

Im tired of being your wifetary.

by szebra October 26, 2011

Wifesta

Its a special relationship between two straight female friends. That isn't defined by the simple term of best friend or bestie. Wifesta is a term of love, affection, devotion and total understanding. A deep bond between two female friends that is unbroken either by time or distance.

Buttafly84 and xSunPhoenix are wifesta .... don't come between those two!

by xSUNPHOENIX July 8, 2011

wifectomy

Removal of a parasitic wife through divorce or separation.

I was broke and down in the dumps until I had my lawyer give me a wifectomy, and now I can afford to buy those golf clubs I always wanted.

by Thxgolfer January 29, 2018

wifeatarian

One who chooses to have their diet to be their wife. One who eats their wife.

I am a wifeatarian; therefore, I enjoy eating my wife.

by joey joy ful August 23, 2010

Wifecation

A journey, vacation, or adventure, with a wife/best friend where there are no rules or boundaries. Usually under the influence and with bud light the Sky is the limit. It does not sleep and it does not end. What happens on Wifecation stays on Wifecation. Most people aren't invited, and no, you can't sit with us.

Wifecation goes to Foxwoods.

Anywhere you go with wife is an adventure, therefore you're always on Wifecation.

by TheRealWife March 4, 2014

wifeytastic

Feeling happy to be his wife or girlfriend

I woke up to his good morning text and it had me feeling wifeytastic all day.

by Coastiewife May 19, 2016