wifesband

when two girls decide they are soulmates, with out any sexual interest in one another (outside of drunken cuddling and general drunken shenanignas). generally used when one or both female parties involved have a man in their life as well as their female soulmate.

Wade: "Hey Mike, Chelsea and Kimbo are strangely in love with eachother... should we worry?"
Mike: "No dude, Chelsea is just Kimbo's wifesband!"

by kimbo sliceee November 2, 2010

Wiesbaden

the absolute coolest place ever to have lived. If you lived there, then you are a Wiesbadener and you are therefore awesome. Wiesbaden is better than Heidelburg. Wiesbaden is known for its awesome downtown and all the fun had with drinking! It is NOT "Weisbaden" if you can't spell it correctly, get the hell outa here. Wiesbaden is the best place to have ever lived and i really love it and miss it and all the people there. Can also be used as an adjective.

Jaime: "Omg I want to go back to Wiesbaden this weekend to hang out with all the cool Wiesbadeners!"

Nicole: "Wow, that party was so Wiesbaden!"

by blah1blah23blah456 May 1, 2011

Wifeband

When you do not know the gender of your married partner over the internet or anywhere else.

Girl: -Typing to someone:- 'I love you wife... Husband... Wife... Husband? ...WIFEBAND. <3'

by Separation_Anxieties November 23, 2011

Wisband

when you just want that name between wife and husband.

you: Hello future Wisband how was your day at work?

by Jess.exists.like.everyone.else August 20, 2019

Wifeband

When someone identifies with both male and female. They use both the term wife and husband, but an easier way to refer to them is wifeband. This could also be used for gender-neutral partners

"Hello! I'm insert name and this is my wifeband!"

by Katkichi_Tenko March 23, 2024

wifeband

A wifeband is a man or woman stuck in a transitional in the prematrimonial phase of their life. In this phase of their life, they can typically be seen in upper half tuxedo ballet styled flower dress at their matrimony getting married to a husband, normally.

I'm tired of these wifebands stalking me.

by jhu148 November 27, 2025

Oldenburger vs. Wiesbadener

The Oldenburg and Wiesbaden rivalry has a long tradition between the two cities and stems from the fact that Wiesbadeners are generally much richer and generally more important than Oldenburgers.
Oldenburgers see it the same way and feel tormented

Oldenburger vs. Wiesbadener: The biggest house in Oldenburg is the smallest doghouse in Wiesbaden.

Oldenburger vs. Wiesbadener: Irgendwo ist die kleinste Yacht eines Wiesbadeners, die größte 400 Meter Yacht eines Oldenburgers.

Oldenburger vs. Wiesbadener: Der Oldenburger wird gepeinigt und bespuckt von den Wiesbadenern, denn der Wiesbadener ist immer reich.

by Axelander Donnerstag November 26, 2024