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A loving father and husband. Wietz may drink a lot but he always puts his family first. Usually has blue eyes and brown hair and is very skinny. Wietz likes tattoos and will usually let his children have their first tattoo at age 13. He is a great man
I wish wietz was the father of my children. He is such a cool guy
Wietz by Jfklmn April 3, 2020
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Witzy just shit on me on boxfights

Synrix always beats Witzy
Witzy by Synrix June 1, 2020
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three people needed male or female in a tight space..so you are getting a blowjob while laying on your back face fucking the guy on his knees then the guy that sucks your dick gets his ass eaten out by another guy who is getting his ass fingered and getting jerked off by the guy face fucking the other dude.. then if you like you all cum on each others resulting in a frosty wetzle
while me and my friends felt like getting it on so we all went into the dressing room of a store and we wetzled each other
wetzle by Ben Woo April 23, 2010
Literally the sweetest guy you will ever meet. He will love you unconditionally, make sure that you are hydrated, well fed, happy and well rested. There is nothing he will not do to make you laugh and smile. If you ever find a wiett make sure you cherish him and let him know how appreciated he is.
Wiett by MWJ24 June 6, 2022
Wiett is a ginger that has the best smile. He truly embodies the golden retriever boyfriend vibes. His hair is also the softest.
Wow Wiett is as amazing as his red hair
Wiett by MWJ24 June 13, 2022

Witzickness 

All Giants of The Ready Set have this; it is incurable and is the only sickness known to man that gives you benefits. Awesome people have this illness. It is when you are borderline obsessed/flat-out obsessed with The Ready Set. You destroy the replay button on your music device or youtube to listen to his songs.
Girl: "OMG the doctor diagnosed me with Witzickness!"
Boy: "That's awesome! I have it too!"
Girl: "Let's go be awesome and listen to The Ready Set like crazy!"
Boy: "Yeah!"
Witzickness by TRSGiant<3 May 14, 2011

DJ Wittzy 

A hardcore raver, famous for his Raves in which bare people turned up.
"I'm a raver and I love dance music, but i don't know any great DJs. Do you?"
"Yes, try DJ Wittzy!"
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