Wietze 

A very handsome, cool, goodlooking guy. He is wat sexier than Morten. Wietze is also known for his awesome personality.

"Hey, have you heard of Wietze? He is a pretty cool guy."

Wietze by wietze March 15, 2015

wietze 

male that likes to have this genitalia be touched by his teddy bear

damn that boy looks like a wietze

wietze by wietzexxfaizal November 22, 2021

Koe Wetzel 

A man with a beautiful voice and great cutoff jeans. This man also drinks literally every day of his life.

Guy 1: Dude I wanna live a carefree life

Guy 2: like Koe Wetzel?

Guy 1: Hell yeah like Koe Fucking Wetzel!

Koe Wetzel by T~$w@G July 29, 2018

Wetzel pretzel 

When you shove a bit of a pretzel up your pp hole

Jim”Hey can I have a pretzel and want to do a wetzel pretzel”

Mat “sure thing Jim!”

Wetzel pretzel by Afilthycasual November 10, 2020

Wetzel 

An unanticipated split in a male's stream of urine occurring as a result of excess semen in the urethra produced in a previous instance of masturbation or sex

Ex. 1) I was caught unawares by the magnitude of my Wetzel, leading to a disastrous leakage of urine onto my bathroom floor.

Ex. 2) I missed the toilet by several feet after experiencing a Wetzel of epic proportions.

Wetzel by Jwetz August 6, 2014

Witzelsucht 

Someone with the crippling addiction of saying puns all day.

<Man1> Looks like Jerry has a case of Witzelsucht...

<Man2> Fucking legend.

Witzelsucht by thdude21619 August 3, 2016

Pulling a Wetzel 

Leaving 10 minutes early for lunch to beat the crowd

We’re pulling a Wetzel at lunch today

Pulling a Wetzel by Pulling a Wetzel October 30, 2018