A spoiled bitch who gets anything and everything she wants; devil, satan wroshipper, slave driver. Weitzer is the definition of the most awful slime bag on the planet; sleezeball
by NIBUD April 04, 2003
A kid named Ryan weitzer could be a person who has a huge penis and has friends named Danny, cosmo, Kyle, Jacob, yalie, and Jax. He is a great person and may or may not be related to Moses. He is the hottest guy ever and makes every girl's pussy wet every time he looks at them.
by Whitey for real October 29, 2018
Anyone named Ryan Weitzer most definitely has the smallest penis that the world has ever seen. He likes to make out with Berkley and spend $2 million on FIFA.
by #1 Weitzer Hater January 27, 2024