Witzy

good at fortnite

Witzy just shit on me on boxfights

Synrix always beats Witzy

by Synrix June 1, 2020

witzy

A combination of witty and ditzy used to describe someone who is either smart enough to know how to act dumb or someone so dumb they're actually kind of smart.

Elle Woods is totally witzy.

by righton12345 September 22, 2004

Witzy

Someone with a split personality. A Schizophrenic.

Can be as a result of alcohol, drugs or just being Ditzy which is where the rhyming slang comes from.

Look at the state of that guy, he doesnt know if its Good Friday or Christmas Day. He is a Witzy.

by JobbyKeano March 13, 2010

Jizzy Wizzy

‘noun’ When the Male Sex Organ exhibits a double event during REM sleep. The penis ejaculates sperm while also excreting urine. ‘Jizzy’ referring to ejaculation and ‘Wizzy’ referring to urination.

Charlie: Man last night was mad, I had a jizzy wizzy while dreaming about having sex with a dead horse while also needing a piss.

by JizzoWizzo April 19, 2020

Witty Profiles

Witty profiles can be extremely addicting.

Obsession will occur.

School work will be put off until every single quote

on the top quotes list is read.

Witty profiles will know more about you than your friends

and family do, and you will pour every single thought into

your quotes.

You will always keep a notepad or something to r e c o r d your

quotes in so you don’t forget them.

Witty profiles will pretty much be your LIFE. <3

Witty Profiler: Dude have you heard of witty profiles?
Person: No?.?
Witty Profiler. o.O!

by Lovetwolovetwolive December 8, 2010

witty

Being clever and funny, making funny quips off the top of your head. Witty people are clever and cool. Hang out with them.

He is so witty... I think I am in love.

by Kellsbells November 3, 2005

witty charm

That super cool thing about someone that you just can't explain because its so cool.

Usually an aspect about someone that's really hot and the only way you can react to it is to fall in love with them.

Zavier: You're gay
Kassy: Wow Zavier, you really do have that witty charm

by NotAdolfHitler December 17, 2015