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witzy
A combination of witty and ditzy used to describe someone who is either smart enough to know how to act dumb or someone so dumb they're actually kind of smart.
witzy by righton12345 September 22, 2004
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Witzy
Someone with a split personality. A Schizophrenic.
Can be as a result of alcohol, drugs or just being Ditzy which is where the rhyming slang comes from.
Can be as a result of alcohol, drugs or just being Ditzy which is where the rhyming slang comes from.
Witzy by JobbyKeano March 13, 2010
Jizzy Wizzy
‘noun’ When the Male Sex Organ exhibits a double event during REM sleep. The penis ejaculates sperm while also excreting urine. ‘Jizzy’ referring to ejaculation and ‘Wizzy’ referring to urination.
Charlie: Man last night was mad, I had a jizzy wizzy while dreaming about having sex with a dead horse while also needing a piss.
Jizzy Wizzy by JizzoWizzo April 19, 2020
Witty Profiles
Witty profiles can be extremely addicting.
Obsession will occur.
School work will be put off until every single quote
on the top quotes list is read.
Witty profiles will know more about you than your friends
and family do, and you will pour every single thought into
your quotes.
You will always keep a notepad or something to r e c o r d your
quotes in so you don’t forget them.
Witty profiles will pretty much be your LIFE. <3
Obsession will occur.
School work will be put off until every single quote
on the top quotes list is read.
Witty profiles will know more about you than your friends
and family do, and you will pour every single thought into
your quotes.
You will always keep a notepad or something to r e c o r d your
quotes in so you don’t forget them.
Witty profiles will pretty much be your LIFE. <3
Witty Profiles by Lovetwolovetwolive December 8, 2010
witty
Being clever and funny, making funny quips off the top of your head. Witty people are clever and cool. Hang out with them.
witty by Kellsbells November 3, 2005
witty charm
That super cool thing about someone that you just can't explain because its so cool.
Usually an aspect about someone that's really hot and the only way you can react to it is to fall in love with them.
Usually an aspect about someone that's really hot and the only way you can react to it is to fall in love with them.
witty charm by NotAdolfHitler December 17, 2015
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