Wiett 

Literally the sweetest guy you will ever meet. He will love you unconditionally, make sure that you are hydrated, well fed, happy and well rested. There is nothing he will not do to make you laugh and smile. If you ever find a wiett make sure you cherish him and let him know how appreciated he is.

Wiett is the best boyfriend ever!

Wiett by MWJ24 June 6, 2022

Wiett 

Wiett is a ginger that has the best smile. He truly embodies the golden retriever boyfriend vibes. His hair is also the softest.

Wow Wiett is as amazing as his red hair

Wiett by MWJ24 June 13, 2022

wiett 

anoying person tht is a ginger tht means well but just has tht voice were u get super anoyed with.

wat a total wiett.

wiett by pfjpie April 30, 2011

Ed Witten 

(i) A Theoretical Physicist at the Institute for Advanced Study, Princeton who specializes in String Theory. Widely regarded as Einstein's successor, he is unquestionably a genius.
(ii) A person of super-human intellect.
(iii) A synonym for genius.

- B+ in Calculus? No Ed Witten, but not bad.
- Ha! Look at Joey trying get Christie's number. Doesn't take an Ed Witten to tell him that she's out of his league.
- Oxford is full of mini Ed Wittens.

Ed Witten by WhiteAndNerdy May 11, 2012

Ed Witten 

A real smart dude. One of the founding fathers of string theory or superstring theory or M-Theory or some theory involving strings. Nearly became an economist, but saw the light.

Basically, cross between Albert Einstein, Stephen Hawking, Richard Feynman and a supercomputer.

Ed Witten is a god-like figure in the Theoretical Physics world.

Ed Witten's a genius. Bet he gets all kinds of girls.

Geeeez, my Tv's broken again. I bet Ed Witten could work out how to fix it.

"What's a Calabi-Yau Threefold"?

"Bro, Ask Ed Witten"

Ed Witten's brain is so powerful that he can compute the last digit of pi while doing my long division homework.

Not even Ed Witten could work out how to score with Julie.

Ed Witten by MacroBlaster May 11, 2012

Witticist 

A person who injects witticisms into a conversation. Usually speaks in an English accent, and his witty remarks are often met with generous "Oh hoh hoh"s.

The witticist can only be defeated by ignoring his clever remarks, which will frustrate him greatly. However, if you attempt to engage a witticist head-on, you are sure to be out-witted by him.

An example of a witticist in action:

Aspiring Writer: "I just defined a word on Urban Dictionary!"

Witticist: "Well, it's nice to see that you've finally been published."

Bystander: "Oh hoh hoh!"

Aspiring Writer: :/

Witticist by AbundantlyRedundant October 16, 2011

witt lowry 

A very unknown rapper, underrated, actually raps true stuff.
Recently got on the Radio, he'll be big one day.
Originally known as, "Witty"

Born on Connecticut,

real name, Mark Richard Jr.
Born February 28, 25 years old, Pisces.
Wish people knew him more.

"Witt Lowry is an amazing rapper, should be more known more than he is right now"

"I know."

witt lowry by AquaSkyes July 6, 2016