Wienerkuch 

(noun), an act so brutally awesome that you lack any way of expressing it without making a total fool out of yourself.

I was sailing down the river with a nice mojito until I fell in. But I saved the mojito. My actions were total wienerkuch.

Wienerkuch by shogun1822 June 24, 2012

wienerschmuzzle 

a restraint on free speech or expression due to a an intentionally placed penis in the mouth.

Mary in the next cube over needed to be quiet so the office used a wienerschmuzzle.

Get the wienerschmuzzle she's blabbing again!

wienerschmuzzle by TootsSF June 20, 2008

Wienerschnitzel 

1. Breaded boneless pork chop (German: schnitzel) beaten flat. Originates from Vienna (German: Wien). Traditionally spelled as two words.
2. World's largest hot dog chain, located in the Western [United States] and Guam. It's name came from confusion with definition 1 and Wiener, which means hot dog.

1. John sent his Wiener schnitzel back since it wasn't beaten flat enough.
2. Dave ate a hot dog at Wienerschnitzel because he hates burgers.

Wienerschnitzel by Big Red Cuse November 10, 2006

wienerschnitzeled

when a guy becomes the most wanted wiener in the room

"last night at the party, john wienerschnitzeled that room the minute he walked in!"

wienerschnitzeled by Michael Honcho, Jr. May 2, 2008

wienerschnitzel 

a kickass hot dog place.

you gotta love der wienerschnitzel.

wienerschnitzel by Boquian July 19, 2004

Wienerschnitzel 

A man’s penis. Usually referred to this way in a tone of sarcastic disgust, when the speaker (usually female) is mildly-to-moderately irritated.

“Attentive” boyfriend: How did you sleep last night, honey?
Exasperated girl: I didn’t sleep a wink --- how could I sleep with your wienerschnitzel poking at me all night?!

Wienerschnitzel by QuacksO September 25, 2011

wienerschmuzzle 

a stretegically inserted penis in someone's mouth used only when said recipient will not be quite. usually done with brute force.

Toots used a wienerschmuzzle on that little Angel down the hall because he said "who turned that perfectly good water into wine" (as in 2 buck chuck)

wienerschmuzzle by Princess of Wood June 22, 2008