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wienerschnitzeled

when a guy becomes the most wanted wiener in the room
"last night at the party, john wienerschnitzeled that room the minute he walked in!"
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Wienerschnitzel 

1. Breaded boneless pork chop (German: schnitzel) beaten flat. Originates from Vienna (German: Wien). Traditionally spelled as two words.
2. World's largest hot dog chain, located in the Western United States and Guam. It's name came from confusion with definition 1 and Wiener, which means hot dog.
1. John sent his Wiener schnitzel back since it wasn't beaten flat enough.
2. Dave ate a hot dog at Wienerschnitzel because he hates burgers.
Wienerschnitzel by Big Red Cuse November 10, 2006

wienerschnitzel 

you gotta love der wienerschnitzel.
wienerschnitzel by Boquian July 19, 2004

Wienerschnitzel 

A man’s penis. Usually referred to this way in a tone of sarcastic disgust, when the speaker (usually female) is mildly-to-moderately irritated.
“Attentive” boyfriend: How did you sleep last night, honey?
Exasperated girl: I didn’t sleep a wink --- how could I sleep with your wienerschnitzel poking at me all night?!
Wienerschnitzel by QuacksO September 25, 2011

Wienerschnitzel Scheisse Slushie 

The Ultimate Daily Booster.
The female lies on her back with her ass in the air and her legs over her head.
The male then penetrates her asshole until of reasonable width. The male then adds a touch of lime juice, natural yoghurt, a blended fruit mix (preferably strawberry, orange & papaya) and then adds half a glass of crushed ice.
The male then proceeds to penetrate the asshole once more ensuring that all the ingredients are properly mixed and topping off the combination with a drizzle of cum.
The female then clenches her ass and jumps up and down 3 times before farting out the mushy drink into the glass for the male to drink. (Can also be used to wash down a nice bowl of Chunky Nipple Soup)
Wife: "How was the gym dear?"

Husband: "It was good babe...i am very de-hydrated though"...(gasps for air)

Wife: "Well how about we make you a nice glass of Wienerschnitzel Scheisse Slushie??"

Husband: "Oh thats lovely dear...nothing like a good ol drink from the stink to quench my thirst!!!"

Wienerschnitzel 

Using your cock to slap a girl/woman/bitch across the face. Must be accompanied by a clearly heard *SLAP* sound.
That wienerschnitzel party was great last night! I must've wienerschnitzeled at least 30 people!

Wienerschnitzel 

Place I used to work. The pay is great and I got to have free lunch/dinner (I was supposed to pay though).
Melanie: Hey B-Dogg, where do you work?
BDogg: I work at Wienerschnitzel
Melanie: ooh, What are you doing tonight?
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