Widenering

The act of wiping your ass as an adult human while standing up

Look at this frat bro widenering over here

by TheWolfneck May 29, 2019

Wietering

The act of surfing the internet searching for abnormal, bizarre and sick human activities, mostly sexual related (for example docking, fooping, dutch rudder, etc.), while controlling the keyboard with one hand and juggling the willy with the other hand. Wietering is the literal translation for the Dutch word "Pieteren", because in Dutch a willy is commonly referred to as a "Piet".

James: Why is he looking so strangely at his computer screen?
Katie: I only see one hand on his keyboard, so he's probably wietering.

by Punani Master April 26, 2014

Neatest Wenering

When you give her the best two minutes of sexual intercourse she has ever seen

“Dude i gave her the neatest wenering last night”

by xOtaco June 29, 2021

wienering

To go up to someone and put ur wiener in or on them and yell wiener as loud as you can

Ahhhhh I'm wienering everyone it feels so good.
I like to wiener every piece of pussy I can find.

by dushon mandick June 11, 2008

weenering

an alternate term for "masturbating". generally used to make speaking about the topic less awkward.

"The gym teacher caught him weenering in the handicap stall."

by Rusty504 March 11, 2006

widening

When a woman's so turned on her pussy opens and moistens

Hey John look at Melissa's face, she's deffo widening for Henry

by Slackhaddock May 4, 2017

Wienering

The art of giving your significant other dick.

I am about to give my girl friend a semi mediocre wienering.

by Zukjunkie13 February 10, 2022