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Wietering 

The act of surfing the internet searching for abnormal, bizarre and sick human activities, mostly sexual related (for example docking, fooping, dutch rudder, etc.), while controlling the keyboard with one hand and juggling the willy with the other hand. Wietering is the literal translation for the Dutch word "Pieteren", because in Dutch a willy is commonly referred to as a "Piet".
James: Why is he looking so strangely at his computer screen?
Katie: I only see one hand on his keyboard, so he's probably wietering.
Wietering by Punani Master April 26, 2014
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nietering 

Verb: The process of doing little or no action. Standing or sitting in one place for an extended period of time, instead of doing what your supposed to be doing. Smoking weed enhances this phenomenon.
"Stop nietering around and let others use the couch!"

"Hey Brian, if you keep nietering around you will never graduate from college."
nietering by Ty Bosch May 18, 2006

Watering can 

The action of urinating after sex when you are still bunged up with semen and your wee goes all over the seat and floor.
Girl: Why is the bathroom floor all wet?

Boy: The watering can is bust
Watering can by the rellie May 10, 2007

watering a dead plant

When you try talking to a friend who seemingly ignores you for days at a time and gives no attention back, and overall acts like they don't want to be your friend anymore. Just like giving water to a dead plant, the plant will never grow again or give anything back. Hence the name, watering a dead plant.
girl 1: damn, I was talking to Emily last night and it feels like I'm watering a dead plant

girl 2: ditch him, you shouldn't be friends with someone who doesn't match your energy

writering 

the act of authorship, the essence of being a writer, of having writerly qualities and possessing writerly skillz, especially in the case of creating fiction

Often includes the believable manipulation of truth, the careful adjustment of events, and the insertion of multi-layered meaning in everything that is said or done, despite the fact that no one else probably gets it.
That guy sees and interprets everything. He never stops writering, gosh!
writering by Cloudzy March 7, 2007

Watering the lawn 

When you pull out and finish on her substantial bush
I got to the point where I had no other option but watering the lawn
Something you do when you talk rubbish with no particular reason, meaning or audience.
Oh stop wittering on man no one is listening to you again.

You wittering idiot.
Please stop wittering you're hurting my ears.
What are you wittering on about now?
Wittering by Never witter July 26, 2010
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A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
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Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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