V. whyted out, whyting out,
v.tr. To cause to whyte out
To lose one’s balance while urinating or attempting to urinate in a bathroom toilet thereby dismantling the shower curtain and sometimes destroying the curtain rod. Victims usually ending up akimbo in the bathtub and sometimes require help evacuating the bathtub.
All reported incidents of whyting out have involved men, however it is possible for women to whyte out
Origins, unknown however it is rumored to have been pioneered in a Vancouver British Columbia bathroom by Mr. Whyte. Data is suspicious however.
Jeffreydrank so much alcohol at the party that he experienced a whyte out while in the bathroom. It took two dudes to get him out.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.