whyme

To disguise your mistake as someone else's, post-roast.

Hey check out this meme.

Lol that looks like shit, did you make that?

What? No I found it on the internet.....
*dies inside*

Dude I saw you making it, don't whyme.

by Ollie O May 24, 2018

whyme

An almost ryhme that occurs, mostly in songs, which leaves you asking yourself, "Why didn't he/she use a comparative word that actually ryhmes?"

I like pretty flowers
I could sing about you for minutes

Man that above whyme is wack!

by Nick Lowks September 24, 2008

#whyme

unbearable pain from the soul that you feel directly in your heart

why am i going through this #whyme

by BumStatusYo December 11, 2018

Whyming

A provincial adaption of a word where "y" or "ie" replaces the last part of the word. It is endemic to Australia and parts of the United Kingdom.

Provincial Australian language often deploys whyming to adapt to the local intelligence quotient (which is low to very low). Words are shortened to accommodate more beer.
Television becomes "telly." Hospital becomes "hossy." Football becomes "footy." Biscuit becomes "bicky." Biker becomes "bikey." Thingamajig becomes "thingy." And so on. It's an appalling yet slightly charming abuse of language.

by Gulletaria May 07, 2012

Whyme

An almost ryhme that occurs, mostly in songs.

I like flowers
I could talk about you for minutes

That whyme was wack!

by Nick Lowks October 07, 2006