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To disguise your mistake as someone else's, post-roast.
Hey check out this meme.

Lol that looks like shit, did you make that?

What? No I found it on the internet.....
*dies inside*

Dude I saw you making it, don't whyme.
whyme by Ollie O May 24, 2018
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An almost ryhme that occurs, mostly in songs, which leaves you asking yourself, "Why didn't he/she use a comparative word that actually ryhmes?"
I like pretty flowers
I could sing about you for minutes

Man that above whyme is wack!
whyme by Nick Lowks September 24, 2008
An almost ryhme that occurs, mostly in songs.
I like flowers
I could talk about you for minutes

That whyme was wack!
Whyme by Nick Lowks October 7, 2006
A contraction of the phrase "wait a minute" as said by someone with a speech impediment. Typically, responded to with disgust and lifelong bullying.
Z- Hey Tom are you ready to go yet?
T-Waymeh!
Z-Ugh.
waymeh by Randall Cobb December 23, 2016

whomever 

(n) a made up word that teachers say to trick students.
"I will give an extra credit point to whomever gets this question right."
whomever by sid visious April 19, 2009

WHOMEGALUL 

Twitch chat phrase when a relatively obscure person is mentioned on the stream. Usually done for the memes. Also done when the streamer does not know a popular person who is known to the twitch chat. Also, popular twitch streamer Ludwig Ahgren's marketing experiment merch site.
"You should go follow @xditya_ on twitter" " WHOMEGALUL"
WHOMEGALUL by xqcL xqcBless December 11, 2020
A female who in some cases, never clearly specified, deserves the adequate respect demanded by the accursed microaggressive feminists of the internet
It’s so annoying when whamen gang together on pewds because he played as a male character.
Whamen by Mosquitohunter26 April 20, 2018
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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