whyever

The reason why

whyever it caught fire

by Tla2022567& April 25, 2021

Whyever

Similar to whatever it is used to exclaim indifference towards the origin of an information, but without also dismissing the person transfering this information to you. When you don't understand the reason why something is like it is and has to be done that way, but you can't give a shit to find out.

Mother: George, please clean your room, because we are going to have guests.
Jane: *nods disapprovingly*
Mother: The reason you have to clean your room, is because, when people see that you are unorderly they will think that *yada yada yada*
Jane: Whyever mom...

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Hacker John: I can't get out of this vim console git automatically opens when I commit without a message, what is this shit?
Hacker Bron: Have you tried cmd+q?
Hacker John: Yes, m8. Wtf. Doesn't work.
Hacker Bron: Well...

Hacker John: Just did it with "cmd+c" and then ":wq"+Enter. Whyever man, whyever.

by suck my git July 18, 2015

I said whoever threw that paper

An unfinished sentence on a vine made by an angry teacher after one of his students throws a paper airplane across the room, then proceeds to insult the anonymous student’s mother by calling her a hoe

“I sAiD wHoEvEr tHrEw tHaT pApEr, yO mOmS a hOe”

by ThickiNikki56 June 3, 2020

Whoever Offense

A basketball term made popular by YouTuber “Chris Smoove”. It is when a players defense is so bad you target him every play. Whoever he guards is whoevers gonna score.

“Just run whoever offense on him, his defense sucks”

by Sshsuucfkg July 22, 2021

whoever smelt it dealt it

A rhyming phrase used to accuse the person who first brought up the subject of someone in the room having farted as being the culprit themselves.

Bob: Guys, who farted?
Tom: Whoever smelt it dealt it.

by Stoppppppppppppppppppppppppppp December 14, 2017

whoever threw

that paper

ur moms a hoe

whoever threw

by 70 nigge January 30, 2018

whever

To say whatever shortly

Whever like whatever

by omfgfubitch April 21, 2007