Whriley 

She watched me walk. She listened to me talk. My adventure was quite something, like the guy I drew on the stone.

And we both know it will be there tomorrow... Weezer is Whriley.

Yoooo I was Whrileying around and came across a twerking Santa Claus, bangerrr...

Whriley by Mik, the Walker December 9, 2024

whirley 

whir-ley | \ ˈwhər-lee \
plural whirlies
Can be used as both a noun and a verb

1: a large human feces adhering to the side of a toilet bowl specifically above the water-line that is ignored to the extent that it is intentionally left visible resulting in observation and/or cleaning by others.
a: typically semi-solid in nature
b: strong adhesion qualities
c: remains visible and in-place despite one or more toilet flushes
d: intentionally disregarded by the defecator allowing the sight or scent to be noticeable by others.

What the fuck did you do in the toilet….there is a whirley in the toilet. What kind of a human walks away from something like that?

I’m going to the plumbing showroom and whirley in the display toilet.

whirley by Retired in Naples March 8, 2019

whiley coyote 

The act of inserting your thumb in a girls anus in an attempt to distract her from the fact you ran out of dick to fuck her with

Johnathan: bro, i heard you and Jessica went at it last night. How was it?
Patrick: dude, that girl had one fat ass on her, i had to give her the ole whiley coyote.
Johnathan: damn man did she notice?
Patrick: nah man i shoved my thumb so far up her ass she didnt rralize a thing.

whiley coyote by Medley0575 March 6, 2016

Whirley Bend 

Where A male puts his penis inside the women and then thinks of a animal, and uses his tongue as the animal he's thinking of would!
WARNING! MAY TWIST DURING INTERCOURSE!

Harley got a Whirley bend of John

Whirley Bend by Dukesssss955 June 18, 2013

Smiley Whiley 

A stunning old man,
that loves children . such a kind old soul.
he enjoys long "walks" on the beach, and giving out candy.
he drives a white van
check out his facebook

What a fine young man , said smiley whiley to himself.

Smiley Whiley by iamSMILEY June 8, 2011

Jo Whiley 

Radio DJ on BBC Radio 1 who's real job it is to bridge the gap between the multi-billion pound British music industry and the British Public's wallets, just like every other presenter and DJ and BBC Radio 1 itself.

Regularly lies on air about how she wants to promote new, alternative unsigned music but instead frequently plays the next regurgitated indie bullshit that EMI records have decided is going to be the next best thing.

"Hi I'm Jo Whiley. Alternative Music is great, as long as it something that would be appropriate at the beginning of Hollyoaks, otherwise i'm not interested, and nor should you be."

Jo Whiley by pwrpete May 5, 2009

Whiley

pronunciation:
wHY - leE


backround information:
derived from the name of a infamous cat, this word has grown accustom to usage by a large variety of people in Southern Connecticut and the Chariho region of Rhode Island. this word's various meanings originated when a group of pals decided that they needed a new way to make fun of someone. alas, this multipurpose cuss was thrown out of pubescent mouths like there was no tomorrow. just like AIDS in africa, this word has been spread across faster than any other indie swear. the end result was this here urban dictionary definition.


proper noun:
a) the name of the cat owned by the neighbor of an autistic boy, Jacob. the owner of the cat is Little Kyle.


noun:
b) a word used in place of a curse or swear
c) a new nickname for any pet
d) a new nickname for your best friend
e) a great nickname for a retarded person, when you don't want them to know you're making fun of them
f) an insider that no one will ever fully understand


adjective:
g) retarded, special (in a bad way), weird, not cool, embarrassing
h) loud, obnoxious, rude, crude, offensive, stanky
i) just plain stoopid


verb:
j) to fuck, to screw over
k) to be extremely annoying, to be excessively loud
l) to put out, to be a whore, to be easy (as in sexual encounters)

a) Jacob chases Whiley around at the bus stop. It's quite a normal occurrence, actually. What else would you expect from a retarded kid?

b) "whiley! i forgot my car keys... in bed."

c) person 1: "yo dude, whats your orangutans name?"
person 2: "Charles The 3rd, but everyone calls him Whiley!"

d) Em: "Chels, please don't call me stupid. I get really upset when you do."
Chels: "Oh shut up Whiley."

e) person 1: "LOL check out that Whiley licking the window on the short bus!"
person 2: "SHHH man! It might hear us!"

f) "WHHHHHHHHIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEYYYYYYYYY"

g) Zack: "Sometimes, I eat peanut butter off my toes."
Kyle: "Wow, I never thought I'd say this, but you're starting to act like that whiley kid from down the street."

h) That bitch was so whiley last night, next time we screw, I'm gonna have to bring a garbage bag.

i) I hate when people are whiley. Stupidity is contagious sometimes. I hope I never catch that STD!

j) dude 1: "YOOOO MAN! Did you and Shaniqua get it on last night?"
dude 2: "Yeah man... except when I woke up, I realized she Whiley'd me over! My car and all my money was gone!"

k) So there's this bitch ass on my bus whose name will remain untold. But basically, she Whiley's all morning on the way to school and makes me want to punch babies.

l) Do you Whiley on the first date?

Whiley by desire me x February 25, 2009